Funny Auto Correct Fails about: sister

My family was picking me up from my flight and things got out of control when I was gone apparently.

  I texted my sister to see if she received my gift subscription to “Cooks Illustrated” for her Birthday…bet she didn’t count on receiving THIS subscription!!!

Texting my sister about not riding the motorcycle to Fla, because our butt’s would hurt.

By far the creepiest text I’ve ever received from my sister.