My mom was over to visit, my GF was in bed and thought it would be funny to proposition me via text, and was saying all kinds of wierd shit to either convince me or make me laugh. Little did she know…
Simba is a cat who eats headphones. Zimbabwe…not so much.
I'm close to my sister, but not that close.
My friend is so acute!
I told a friend of mine that another friend, Elliot, found him entertaining. He responded somewhat differently.