Was talking about how my *adult* drinks were making my muscles/bones hurt.
The foster dog of one of my fellow foster parents was leaving for her new home, which my friend happily announced on Facebook. The pooch's name is Serena. Someone left a comment from her phone. Said phone seems to really like science.
A friend was texting another friend about what he wanted to for his date and wanted the other friend to text his girlfriend about it. it went horribly wrong.
My boyfriend was really tired and he was trying to tell me to sleep tight then he said sleep tit and his phone kept auto correcting him.