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DYAC Giveaway: Jillian Madison’s New Book, Dear Assh*le

By jmadison on August 18th 20110 Comments

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Hey DYAC, Jillian Madison here. I’m excited to announce my new book is now available! It’s called Dear Asshole: 101 Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life, and it features snarky tear-out letters to the various douchebags who make your life miserable every day. From “Dear Asshole Who Stole My Pen” to “Dear Asshole Who Left The Shopping Cart In The Middle Of The Parking Lot” and “Dear Asshole Smelling Up The Whole Office With Their Nasty Lunch,” this book will have you covered.

To celebrate, I’m giving out 3 copies to DYAC readers. To enter, all you have to do is leave a comment on this post. I will then pick 3 winners at random. That’s it!

About the book: Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it’s the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the asshole with the Bluetooth, you will surely never leave home without this humorous and useful book ever again!

If you don’t win the book, you can grab it at your local bookstore or pick it up on Amazon. Good luck!

Fine Print: Be sure to include a valid email address so we can contact you. The contest will close on Monday, August 22, 2011, at 5 PM EST. The winners will be drawn at random and will be contacted by email. The contest is limited to legal residents of the United States and Canada. Void where prohibited by law. Entrants must be at least 18 years of age. Winners will be determined by random drawings of all valid entries. Winners will be notified by email within three days of the drawing. Only one entry per person is allowed, multiple entries may lead to disqualification.

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CLASSIC DYAC: Our 10 Favorite Autocorrects Of All Time

By jmadison on August 18th 20110 Comments

Damn You Autocorrect and the Pophangover Network were featured on Good Morning America thismorning, so hello to all of our new visitors! To get you familiar with the site, we’ve gathered 10 of our favorite autocorrect moments for your viewing pleasure. Want more funny? Check out our BEST OF archive for all the DYAC reader favorites. Text on!

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