Submitted by Shelbie
I was explaining my hatred of the Peter Gabriel song “Sledgehammer” to my friend Lizzy, as comparable to that of the fire of a thousand suns. My phone (we call it StrokePhone ’cause it’s always having autocorrect issues) decided that “thong shit” was a much more appropriate way to express one’s hatred. I kind of agree.
Submitted by Kym
Family talking about family
Submitted by Carlos
Changes i love mexican coke to i love mexican come
Submitted by Justin Pizzulli
My husband SAYS he was trying to offer to bbq a couple of my Morningstar patties. I think maybe he’s just way kinkier than I ever gave him credit for!
Submitted by Misty
I love my girlfriends so much, that they’re like a condiment…
Submitted by Cyndi Brannen
I was explaining one of my son’s favorite shows, Doc McStuffins, to my cousin.
Submitted by Whitney