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From Ruski: My attempt at making a craigslist purchase. He might not wanna meet me at the intersection of “Murder.”
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From Christina: My friend was trying to say how much he hated Ticketmaster and their stupid fees, but it came out a little differently. We’re still laughing about it.
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From Shannon: apparently actress/musician Karen David wanted to let all of her followers know what brilliant superherpes they were!
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From Alexis: My mom just got a new iphone. She was trying to ask “did you pop in the shower” but the phone wasn’t cooperating!
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