My sister was visiting Berlin and sent a picture of a purse and asked if I wanted one, but I thought it was too small for me, since I have kids and have too much stuff to take with me everywhere I go. I meant to write “I don’t really use small purses anymore.” But my auto text wrote anal purses… and then with the added crap comment, it was a perfect embarrassment. Thank god it was only my sister.

Submitted by Stephanie