January 28, 2013 » Damn You Auto Correct!

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Tastes Like Pizza

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

We were just talking about a shot.

Submitted by Ande

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Boyfriend, Drinking, Girlfriend, Love, Relationships, sex, wife

New Bar

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

Planning a trip to take my niece to Build-A-Bear, I was asking my brother if a certain date/time would be ok to take her there. Apparently he wants his 5 year old to build a beer for him?

Submitted by Jodi Paulsen

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Drinking

That’s Ruined the Moment

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

Thanks autocorrect for ruining the moment

Submitted by stuart

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Girlfriend, Relationships, sex

Mommy’s Little Helper

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

I asked my friend to stop for limes for the corona…apparently she wanted to talk about my mom though.

Submitted by Jenna

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coke, Duck, limes, lines

I Knew You Were Trouble

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

My phone is a pervert

Submitted by swiftshauna

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funny, omg, sex

Something Flatfish (AKA: I’m Drunk)

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

This is a legitimate autocorrect that happened to my roommate while trying to text his boyfriend while drunk. He screenshotted it and sent it to me through e-mail, and I just HAD to submit it.

Submitted by Paige

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Drinking, roommate

NBD

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

Submitted by Ari

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Child, mom, Relationships, sex

Craigslist Is The Place To Go For That :/

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

Submitted by Shaniqua

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Relationships

How Rumors Get Started

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

Submitted by Beth

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friend talk, Friends, Relationships, Usher

The One Thing Ikea Doesn’t Have…

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

Submitted by Kat Feuerstein

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sex, Shopping

You Have a Problem

By Georgie on January 28th 20130 Comments

Damn you, auto correct!

Submitted by Lacey

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Addiction, children, Friends, LOL

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