Submitted by Rasha
Trying to say crushed peanuts on donuts, came out as “crushed penis”.
Submitted by Kenny
Doesn’t everyone have to deal with Mormon Studs in their office?
Submitted by Joy Dewing
A classic Whatsapp fail.
Submitted by Alexander Al Basosi
I meant to say he was a senior when we were freshman. Apparently my phone thinks he was senile.
Submitted by Katie
Girl accidentally says she is busy with a dildo
Submitted by Adam
My dad using his FB app on his phone.
Submitted by Chris