Submitted by nursing chick
It was a hung over Sunday with my roommate and my bestie hanging at the house.
Submitted by Amy
I tried to tell the sitter to pinch her bloody nose – autocorrect blunder – punch the bridge of her nose!
Submitted by Laura Coulter
Nazis wore fluffy hats too, right?
Submitted by Janni
My aunt wanted a dog that was hypoallergenic so I recommended a Bichon Frise. I guess my phone didn’t like that idea.
Submitted by Lauren