Submitted by LEW
My wife and were in London for her work. Her colleague was trying to ask if we were already up on my phone. I was out but my wife was still sleeping… Before the colleague went to breakfast, she knocked on our hotel room door—I informed her she was not allowed to grab my wife’s breast!
Submitted by GI Jones
I asked my friend if she wanted to come over.
This is what ensued
Submitted by Niamh