Submitted by Eileen
As the great and wise Meatloaf once said, “Oh I would do anything for loooove, oh I would do anything for loooove, oh I would do anything thing for loooooove…BUT I WON’T DO THAT.” Sometimes in life, you just have to say, “AW HELL NO!” So let’s honor this mentality with some unusual requests (courtesy of Autocorrect), that should never be fulfilled. Never.
I was texting my brother and trying to offer encouragement for his job search. I jokingly suggested he join my father, a self-employed counselor, in his business. We always used to refer to Dad’s company of 1″Lonely guy Rehab”, but apparently Autocorrect thinks that he should try something new.
Submitted by Shannon
Brother, Hockey, Awkward, EAR muff
Submitted by Alex Masters