After a night of drinking, my friend took a cab home. I had to wake up early for work the next morning, and didn’t really have my coffee, nor pay attention when I sent this.
I was trying to let my friend know that I had just posted a video online of my dog’s birthday (yes, I’m cheesy, but it was cute!), and how my Dad kept burping through my filming. Somehow, autocorrect decided to turn it into a completely different story, altogether.