Our 12 Favorite “DO NOT WANT” Food Texts
Sometimes, autocorrect throws out a food option that you definitely DO NOT WANT. These are our 12 favorites:
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86 Responses
Why does everyone have to use such vulgar language. Grow the fuck up everyone!
I think you’re missing the point of ‘damn you auto correct’.
I think you missed the joke.
I think you’re missing the sarcasm.
WHAT THE FUCK IN SARCASM?
LOL XD this chain of messages is maybe even funnier than the posts!
And Ghadi says “Man who stand on toliet is high on pot.”
Wow MM..Are you new here???
Again, missing the punch line.
He says “fuck” at the end.
Rachel that’s a FAIL!!!
I think you missed.
Wow, a vulgar language whine with vulgar language in it. We appear to have hit a new low.
I wish DYAC had a “like” button……LOL
PS…..love the 4th one down “Christ on a cracker”……..LMAO
LOL!!! I totally agrree Hockeymom. The text was funny enough, but it was the phrase “christ on a cracker” that had me in stitches!!.
DITTO
Definitely! i was crying when I saw the “Christ on a cracker” bit, hilarious! xD
Um Hello Captain Obvious!
FAIL!
Obvious troll >.>
Amazing… how do you not understand the concept of “dam you autocorrect”?
ummm it’s not them re-re, it’s the auto correction software on their phone…….welcome to technology. Also I’d like to point out that after making your complaint about vulgar language..you promptly applied the word “fuck” in your sentence.
Well done genius!
Do not feed the troll…
LOL! Seriously? The site is called DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT…..
YER….HAAAA.
Hey dumbasses!
IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE.
Jesus H Christ.
Why do you have to use such vulgar language?
like you should talk
I agree, why’s everyone so fucking vulgar? You’d think people wouldn’t need to curse so damn much.
And what you said there wasn’t vulgar language? Live with it.
Hello Capitain Obvious!! It was a joke!! LIVE WITH IT.
ooohh i love Net Noobs
eh it was a lame joke to start with
Hey dumbass.
think before you speak.
This is a place for “Vulgar” jokes.
you even had some “vulgar” language in you’re sentence there.
Hey DUMBASS.
Think before you act like an idiot.
He said “why does everyone use such vulgar language? Grow the FUCK up everyone!” Notice the “fuck” there? That was SUPPOSED to make you realize that the whole thing was a joke. You, sir, are an idiot.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
god damn.. that just made me laugh so hard I’m seeing stars thanks
Why isn’t “mother’s period” here?
Gross man, just gross
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Maybe it’s not that time of the month …
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If you cuss about people cussing arent you honestly worse than the cussers?
pretty sure it was a joke.
the only thing that i dont get is my spell check doesnt have cuss words in it to correct it to! it wants to take them out if i put them in so how are these so called errors being made? i think alot are on purpose.
The autocorrect dictionary stores some of your commonly used words. So if you use cuss words alot the dictionary stores it.
If you type something it doesn’t recognize and then reject its correction, it adds the word to the dictionary.
Also note that many of those aren’t vulgar at all, just really, really wrong in that context.
I. am. crying. Thanks for the laugh!
haha
these comments are just about as funny as the texts… keep it rollin folks!
AGREE….
ksoooo; HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHA I JIZZED IN MY FUCKING PANTS! IM FUCKING HORNY TOO
HA! lol, that made me laugh so hard XD
I don’t think words like “vulva”, “vagina”, “penis”, etc are considered cuss words. “F*ck”, “sh*t”, etc are…
@JACKK im fucking horny too! im willing to do anyone
HAHHAHHAHAHA
These are all funny!
any boys looking for some sexx ; call 216-675-8897
IM HORNY AND I WANT CUM IN MY SAGGY VAG!
im saving that number.
KAT! STOP GIVING AWAY MY FUCKING NUMBER!!!
ONLY TO PEOPLE ON PORN SITES CAN HAVE IT! YOU DOUCHE! FUCK ME KAT!
i love yoou <3
Why isn’t the one on here where the guy says he hopes the surprise his mom left on the kitchen counter for him is “your shaved pussy”?
IM HORNY TOO!! SEE ME ON BRAVOTEENS.COM!! IM BLONDE AND SEXIIIIII
I hate it when people say “supper,” it’s fucking DINNER!!!
I know, right???!!!!!
I’m not fucking dinner k?
Um, for a lot of people dinner is interchangeable for either lunch or dinner. Supper is specific to the evening meal.
… if you live in England 400 years ago.
My host parents in Birmingham always used “supper”. So they were like 400 years old? Well, they behaved like zombies anyway …
Gary,
Is it supper or dinner? It really depends on where you were raised. It was supper, when I was growing up. I now call it dinner.
erm no, its not. Dinner is actually lunch, but the yanks changed it like they bastardized so many other ENGLISH words.
Where I’m from, “dinner” is “supper” (an evening meal), but fancier.
Why we get a kick out of others mishaps is beyond me, but thanks to all you ppl that use the autocorrect feature on your phone!!! I needed a good laugh today!!! HAHAHAA
‘so juicy’ .. lol. nuff siad, good sirs
They missed one of my all time favorites with the ground black people.
THAT’S MY FAVORITE!!
This web site has been invaded by bots.
On the plus side, looks like I’m getting some saggy vag!
I’m crying, my office mates think I’ve lost it ( I have, haven’t I?) and best of all I don’t care… Needed this!
DITTO….
TO BETH: Its mainly anyone who has an I-phone or AT&T. The people at AT&T thought it would be hilarious to store these words in their dictionaries. All my friends that have AT&T have the same problem. My Verizon wireless phone definitelt doesn’t have this problem.
the ‘gonads’ crack me out
Can’t stop laughing
Christ on cracker!
CHRIST ON A CRACKER IT WAS A JOKE!!
Trolling is a art
Christ on a cracker, this is pretty much the best website on the face of the earth.
I made the mistake of reading DYAC the day after surgery. Thought I would bust my stitches out fOr sure!
Yo i liked this site before it went mainstream maaan
I laughed my fukkn ass off…Damn this shit is funny.
Christ on cracker!!!!!!!!!!! xD My favorite dyac reference phrase xD