I’m 40 weeks pregnant and I wanted to say that the bowl of cereal was the most satisfying thing I ate and instead it changed it to earwax lol!
Submitted by Becca
August 16, 2014 at 4:36 pm
Pregnancy does get some women to eat things that aren't normally food. And possibly gets them to add umlauts to their friends' names.
August 19, 2014 at 12:28 am
Reminds me of a joke about two men who are both in the waiting room while their wives are giving birth, but one of them is pacing up and down the floor, obviously nervous.
"Why are you so nervous?" asks the other man.
"Well, the first time my wife was pregnant, she ate two sandwiches and gave birth to twins."
"The second time, she ate three pickles and gave birth to triplets."
"This morning, she ate a dozen donuts..."
September 3, 2014 at 1:39 am
Sounds delicious. Dose she put belly button lint on it too ?
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