because *Hittler* is called *Der Führer* in englisch. Even if its a german word. Why the IPhone dictionary would need this in first place, I don’t know. And since I had to switch the autocorrection off because it messed with my Swissgerman too much, i cann’t tell wether the german IPhone uses this word, too…
I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet. The “love dick” one is my favorite – I nearly choked on my food when I read it. I love you, DYAC!
Oh god I gotta stop reading this autocorrect site, I almost stop breathing each time ‘cos I’m laughing so much. Who said laughing was good for your health?
I love the way people can serve the most catastrophic events in passing – like killing the girl on the first date. Please write the book ’101 ways to ruin a moment’.
OMG I laughed so hard at the Corpse one!
all these make me keel over in fits of giggles
The comebacks from the other people just perfect the whole thing :’) :’) Crying With Laughter!
Anthony – some people do that for an emergency situation – like you collapse in a store and someone finds your phone (while waiting for the ambulance, etc.) to let someone know you need help, and that way they know who to call. (Happened to a coworker whose husband was in a car wreck, so I see the usefulness!)
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The Fuhrer one still kills me lmao
The Pringles one makes me Laugh the Most. Some of them i wonder if they are atually true.
OH yea!
I agree, the führer was totally epic.
omg the fuhrer one was the best. that and killing in the woods were the two funniest.
i just wanna know how an iPhone can auto correct to another language…….
irk!? even umlats came up and everthing, so random, idk when you would need that word in a text.
I thought that was english. meh
because *Hittler* is called *Der Führer* in englisch. Even if its a german word. Why the IPhone dictionary would need this in first place, I don’t know. And since I had to switch the autocorrection off because it messed with my Swissgerman too much, i cann’t tell wether the german IPhone uses this word, too…
omg I just scared half the office with my random loud laughter!
2 hours of orgasms and you’re claiming to be bored? Yer darn right that’s a typo!
Hell I wouldn’t mind 2 hours of orgasms. Bring it lol
Call me
She said two hours of orgasms, not four minutes of sex and an hour, fifty-six minutes of crying.
BOOM!
SNAPS!!!
Keith, You need some ice for that burn?!
i definitely agree on that point lol i mean seriously i’m lucky if i get to orgasm once…ugh
well that definitely sucks! you better find yourself a new man or a better dildo haha
I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet. The “love dick” one is my favorite – I nearly choked on my food when I read it. I love you, DYAC!
Buuuuuu !
So great!
The corpse, feces and killed her ones made my stomach hurt. x)
Mine, too!
The führer one makes me laugh everytime.
Some of these people need some therapy for their jealousy issues.
Agreed.
Agreed about the first 2 at least. Jealous much!!! Wow. Massive chill pills required.
It’s funny that the one girl submitted her own tantrum. “Look how crazy I am”
The Fuhrer one brings me to tears! The ones about dungeons and killing her in the woods are pretty great, too.
one of the funniest sites on the web .. ty damn u for the laughs every day !!
I love the corpse/camaro one. Still my favorite. Also love “killing her in the woods” as that was perfectly timed.
Major lulz
OMG I laughed so hard I damn near pissed my pants… I don’t know which one was funnier… Still laughing as I type this out… LMAO
Omfg laughing so hard I’m crying… wow.
Oh god, I love the “killing in the woods” one.
and the friends response was soooo funny, as though if she bought the expensive shit she deserved it :’D ohhh gets me every time
Oh god I gotta stop reading this autocorrect site, I almost stop breathing each time ‘cos I’m laughing so much. Who said laughing was good for your health?
I too had some bad times with autocorrect. And that killed it the woods is an epic fail.
I love the way people can serve the most catastrophic events in passing – like killing the girl on the first date. Please write the book ’101 ways to ruin a moment’.
OMG! I’d totally buy that book!
HAHAHAH All of those were hilarious!
I think the “mother’s corpse” and the “whoring out my mother” ones were the best. XD
OMG I laughed so hard at the Corpse one!
all these make me keel over in fits of giggles
The comebacks from the other people just perfect the whole thing :’) :’) Crying With Laughter!
Wow. The way some of those first few flipped out, it makes me wonder why their with their SOs. They obviously don’t trust them.
WITH HER CORPSE????
Hahahaha
“and then i killed her in the woods outside her house and left…” i would do that too hahaha
Why did she have to have Paul (husband) ??? shouldnt she know who her husband is?? makes me think she has another Paul on the side
Heh – my reply is below. Forgot to click the button.
Anthony – some people do that for an emergency situation – like you collapse in a store and someone finds your phone (while waiting for the ambulance, etc.) to let someone know you need help, and that way they know who to call. (Happened to a coworker whose husband was in a car wreck, so I see the usefulness!)
OMG!!!!!! The funniest thing I have read in a very long time. I laughed soooo much I ended up having a coughing fit.
My favourite has to be, the CASKET one lol Im still laughing about it now
The Fürer and the pregnancy ones are just epic@ LMAO