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Love On The Rocks: 14 Autocorrected Relationship Texts


Posted on April 27th 2011 by jmadison


    50 Responses

  1. Sen says:

    The Fuhrer one still kills me lmao

  2. Erika says:

    omg I just scared half the office with my random loud laughter!

  3. lisagems says:

    2 hours of orgasms and you’re claiming to be bored? Yer darn right that’s a typo!

  4. Mary says:

    Hell I wouldn’t mind 2 hours of orgasms. Bring it lol

  5. AJ says:

    I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet. The “love dick” one is my favorite – I nearly choked on my food when I read it. I love you, DYAC!

  6. Mats says:

    The corpse, feces and killed her ones made my stomach hurt. x)

  7. Laz says:

    The führer one makes me laugh everytime.

  8. Herp Derp says:

    Some of these people need some therapy for their jealousy issues.

  9. AB says:

    The Fuhrer one brings me to tears! The ones about dungeons and killing her in the woods are pretty great, too.

  10. michelle says:

    one of the funniest sites on the web .. ty damn u for the laughs every day !!

  11. I love the corpse/camaro one. Still my favorite. Also love “killing her in the woods” as that was perfectly timed.

  12. OMG I laughed so hard I damn near pissed my pants… I don’t know which one was funnier… Still laughing as I type this out… LMAO

  13. omgLOL77 says:

    Omfg laughing so hard I’m crying… wow.

  14. Jason says:

    Oh god, I love the “killing in the woods” one.

    • Ems says:

      and the friends response was soooo funny, as though if she bought the expensive shit she deserved it :’D ohhh gets me every time

  15. Celia says:

    Oh god I gotta stop reading this autocorrect site, I almost stop breathing each time ‘cos I’m laughing so much. Who said laughing was good for your health?

  16. I too had some bad times with autocorrect. And that killed it the woods is an epic fail.

  17. Jais says:

    I love the way people can serve the most catastrophic events in passing – like killing the girl on the first date. Please write the book ’101 ways to ruin a moment’.

  18. Cady says:

    HAHAHAH All of those were hilarious!
    I think the “mother’s corpse” and the “whoring out my mother” ones were the best. XD

  19. Della says:

    OMG I laughed so hard at the Corpse one!
    all these make me keel over in fits of giggles
    The comebacks from the other people just perfect the whole thing :’) :’) Crying With Laughter!

  20. Jessica says:

    Wow. The way some of those first few flipped out, it makes me wonder why their with their SOs. They obviously don’t trust them.

  21. AJ says:

    WITH HER CORPSE????

    Hahahaha

  22. John says:

    “and then i killed her in the woods outside her house and left…” i would do that too hahaha

  23. Anthony says:

    Why did she have to have Paul (husband) ??? shouldnt she know who her husband is?? makes me think she has another Paul on the side

  24. Adrianne says:

    Anthony – some people do that for an emergency situation – like you collapse in a store and someone finds your phone (while waiting for the ambulance, etc.) to let someone know you need help, and that way they know who to call. (Happened to a coworker whose husband was in a car wreck, so I see the usefulness!)

  25. Kate says:

    OMG!!!!!! The funniest thing I have read in a very long time. I laughed soooo much I ended up having a coughing fit.

    My favourite has to be, the CASKET one lol Im still laughing about it now

  26. Dika says:

    The Fürer and the pregnancy ones are just epic@ LMAO

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