just trying to tell my wife that I’m hard at work and looking forward to a scotch when I get home… then it all goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Submitted by Kim
November 7, 2013 at 4:18 am
Not quite sure it's auto correct's fault to change "werkin" to...any real word.
November 12, 2013 at 9:47 pm
well, clearly it's left my lexicon while messaging. And it's auto corrects fault >because< it was changed. It could have just left an underline on it... I stand by the silliness of the entire event :)
November 7, 2013 at 1:06 pm
If you spell mother "muther" and working "werkin", you deserve to be embarrassed by autocorrect.
November 12, 2013 at 9:45 pm
well, it wasn't intended for an audience, just my wife. We often mangle the English language when we text one another for humor's sake. Lighten up :)
November 7, 2013 at 1:14 pm
at least it wasn't a message to the boss! That might have gotten you fired.
November 12, 2013 at 9:48 pm
Self employed so I'd have to fire myself... would be an interesting conversation, especially after the proper amount of scotch.
November 7, 2013 at 3:33 pm
Looking forward to a scotch? You're close enough to drunk already.
Colleen McGorman Kelley:
November 12, 2013 at 7:30 pm
Do you have to piss all over every single entry? Just laugh and enjoy it, dude.
Stearling J Davis-Jones:
November 17, 2013 at 9:15 am
Lol, that's pretty funny. I would have just left it as jerking hard though :P
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