Harken! Thanks to all ye who submitted, making the month of April hilarious! DYAC’ers, you are the heroes on the back on my head.
May 3, 2013 at 11:13 pm
Jessica Weedon Lazard:
May 3, 2013 at 11:27 pm
May 3, 2013 at 11:30 pm
LMAO! love thhese! Specially 'shore whalecum'!
May 3, 2013 at 11:35 pm
Such a giggle!
May 3, 2013 at 11:40 pm
Best one is the cooter one.. had me in tears laughing!
May 4, 2013 at 12:34 pm
Oh my God, yes. I woke up my wife laughing at that one.
Mia Suzette Randals:
July 1, 2013 at 12:57 pm
OMG me too!!!!!
May 3, 2013 at 11:52 pm
May 4, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Great. Now I'm going to be looking over my shoulder at the cows on the side of the road. They seem...shifty.
May 4, 2013 at 1:20 am
Yep the random ALLCAPS AC's are the best :)
May 4, 2013 at 3:27 am
May 4, 2013 at 5:00 am
Laughed out loud, which is rare for me.
Amy Jo Graham:
May 4, 2013 at 3:16 pm
The "are you having a seizure" got me really going then It just kept getting better and better! My neighbors must think Im nuts lol all by myself on the porch!!
Mar E Wal:
June 23, 2013 at 11:18 pm
same here!! My windows are open and I'm hysterical!
May 4, 2013 at 3:37 pm
The cooking one...how can you not know how to turn a dial? Setting an oven to 425 is noooooooot rocket science.
Paula Luna Fae Kirby:
May 7, 2013 at 2:26 am
Some ranges actually have the oven control in the display panel so you have to press a few buttons to get the length of cooking time and temp.
May 5, 2013 at 1:51 am
I can never get my mashed pirates to turn out the way my grandma made them. : (
Kenneth Kiffer Fong:
August 22, 2013 at 6:01 pm
You need to make them with arrr-nions
May 5, 2013 at 2:02 am
"pjs pjs pjs log on!" I keep giggling and saying that like Lion-O saying "Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, HO!"
May 5, 2013 at 3:53 am
WHENCOWSSTRIKE I will send people a promotionalkittenbasket
May 5, 2013 at 6:49 am
Ok hot gigglfarting a donut
May 5, 2013 at 7:33 am
But I really wanted to know how to hook my tv up to my cooter...
May 5, 2013 at 12:21 pm
they are all brilliant, my face is totally covered in tears. lmfao.
May 5, 2013 at 2:12 pm
I am HOWLING with laughter. Fondling the landlady, oh, mercy!
May 5, 2013 at 4:51 pm
Well, rent must be cheap for the guy "fondling his landlady".
May 6, 2013 at 5:45 pm
Well what kind of cable DO you need? Can I get it at Best Buy?
Marianne Martin James:
May 7, 2013 at 1:39 am
Love them all, especially the fart dust!! LOL!!!
May 7, 2013 at 6:33 pm
lmfaoooooooooooo ther jokes.
May 7, 2013 at 10:11 pm
This had me laughing the whole afternoon. Two thumbs up.
Ibsen Alejandro Avila:
May 7, 2013 at 10:20 pm
I've been addicted to this sight for about 2 years now, once you start reading,you can't stop...time well wasted hahahaha.
Guin S Kishpaugh:
May 8, 2013 at 1:43 am
When the dog bites and the bee stings, WHENTHECOWSSTRIKE! who knew the real writer of the lyrics of The Sound of Music was an early form of autocorrect? Perhaps The Doctor dropped an I-phone back in time?
June 11, 2013 at 2:35 pm
"Fondling the landlady". Yup. I'm done for now.
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