April 28, 2013 at 7:31 pm
Writing a poem about each other's tongues is about 0.2 knots less disturbing than a porn about it.
April 29, 2013 at 4:58 pm
I don't think I have ever sung
A song as lovely as your tongue
It's not the same thing as your lung
But I thank heavens it's not your dung
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