Submitted by Susan. She actually just left this note in the comments section below, to give a little back story:
My name is Susan, I’m the one who submitted this. First of all it is not fake. I write “My Husband” in the header in case of emergency, so people will know who to call and that he is my husband.
Second, when I submitted this, I explained to them that my husband has a secretary named MEGHAN!!! And he always teases me about running off and having an affair with her. He is joking (I hope) but it pisses me off whenever he says it.
So that is why it seems like I over reacted but I assure you he had it coming!