We got free couch on craigslist. I forgot my phone had been acting up and replacing the word “now” with “asshole”. Oh boy what gratitude I showed.
Submitted by Diana
April 10, 2013 at 2:45 am
What a way for a phone to act up on a regular basis. Any imperative ending with "now" would sound even more aggressive.
April 12, 2013 at 11:20 pm
I need you over here, right asshole.
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