When leaving work at the grocery store I asked my 13 year old son if he wanted or needed anything and this is how the conversation went.
Submitted by Leah B
March 20, 2013 at 1:14 am
So, he killed three aliens, took two dumps, started a fire, farted nine times, then danced the Tango, liked the top of his hair, disliked an act on America's Got Talent, blew a kiss from his left ear, ask asked the teacher to be excused so he could get a scalp massage and a haircut before his wedding. Now he's shocked and regretful about all of it.
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