From Clark: Autocorrect almost ruined my flirt. I was trying to tell him how I liked “Strawberry and Cream” Frappuccino from Starbucks. I forgot to type the first “R” in “strawberry, and my phone autocorrected it to “dysentery,” which is a disease resulting from chronic explosive diarrhea. How embarrassing would it have been for this guy to think I liked that with cream?!