Something Flatfish (AKA: I'm Drunk) » Damn You Auto Correct!

This is a legitimate autocorrect that happened to my roommate while trying to text his boyfriend while drunk. He screenshotted it and sent it to me through e-mail, and I just HAD to submit it.
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