Dec. 8th is the first day of Hanukkah, so to help kick off the Festival of Lights, here are 15 appropriately hilarious Autocorrects for the occasion! L’chaim!
December 8, 2012 at 3:50 am
These are pretty damn funny...Happy Hanukkah everyone!
December 8, 2012 at 7:17 am
"Jew hampster" looks fake to me. Hamster does not have a P in it, so autocorrect would change that one. I just tried it and it changed it to "hampered."
December 8, 2012 at 1:51 pm
You can actually add words to the autocorrect dictionary, it's possible this person decided that "hampster" was preferable to "hamster" and therefore prevented autocorrect from doing anything about it.
December 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm
True. Mine kept trying to turn "haha" into "gaga," but I think it's more likely that it's a fake or he/she hit the little x when the correction came up. I don't know anyone who would add a word like hamster but spelled wrong.
December 8, 2012 at 11:43 pm
It was not the word ham(p)ster that got corrected, but the word New - which turned into Jew.
December 8, 2012 at 11:54 pm
That's the point, they're saying that autocorrect should have changed hampster because it isn't a word, so why would it change new into Jew, but not change hampster into something else?
December 10, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Yes, you can, Palmi. For instance I fixed it so that whenever I type in the word traitor it comes out as 'Robin van Persie'
December 11, 2012 at 12:37 pm
Autocorrect did not change New into Jew, why should it do that? The Jew thing was just a typo, since the funny situation. In this case autocorrect was off, i think.
December 8, 2012 at 3:02 pm
I think it's mean to be cooking a rabbi, too.
December 8, 2012 at 5:24 pm
How did that poor young man go to temple after that? Smut, SMH. Poor baby
December 8, 2012 at 11:38 pm
"Part the ocean with some Coffee" LOLOL.
Suzanne S. Bowers:
December 12, 2012 at 4:22 am
This brings to mind that scene in "Bruce All Mighty" where Jim Carey parts the soup. So funny thanks for the laugh!
December 9, 2012 at 12:23 am
Yes, these are very funny. Dieng..
December 10, 2012 at 10:30 am
The ciooked Rabbi, fucking like rabbis, nazi ball soup, reading a lot of new smut, jew music and parting the sea are the funniest!
Bee Rachael Greenberg:
December 16, 2012 at 12:04 am
Nazi ball soup tastes like Zyklon B and wienerschnitzel.
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