texted my husband to ask him to pick up some ground beef on his way home from work…got more than I bargained for!
Submitted by Brittani
November 11, 2012 at 4:19 am
Me being an ex-employee of Kroger, I know for a fact that they do not sell ground penis, unless there is a secret underground market somewhere....
November 13, 2012 at 1:53 am
What you think they stop the line when someones dick gets cut off at the slaughterhouse? Hardly. If you eat ground animals you eat humans.
November 15, 2012 at 7:51 am
....and when we run out of animals, we will eat the veggie`s!
November 24, 2012 at 3:26 am
Christian Kuhl When we run out of animals? You know YOU are an animal, right?
November 14, 2012 at 1:38 am
The only way that could be funnier would be if hubby's name was Richard - short for Dick - so, would Dick want, and therefore be, for dinner? lol
November 24, 2012 at 3:12 am
Have you tried the organic Lorena Bobbit ground penis? I hear it's more than a mouthful!
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