It’s that time again! Thanks to all who submitted these hilarious texts; keep them coming people!
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Aaron Borovoy:
November 7, 2012 at 11:05 pm
As usual, it's pretty crude, but it's hilarious!
Michaela Jackson:
November 7, 2012 at 11:10 pm
Oh my god! The second to last one has me laughing so hard, that I'm crying!!!! Lmao
Suzanne Feld:
March 26, 2013 at 1:05 am
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and my dog keeps jumping on me because she thinks something's wrong. But I can't stop!
Filipe Barreiros:
November 7, 2012 at 11:20 pm
"Did you watch the debate? Romney kicked ass". "I masturbate at the gym."
BOY, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!
Tallulah Robinson:
November 10, 2012 at 6:49 am
MY EXACT REACTION.
Alison Irving:
February 26, 2013 at 3:54 am
Tallulah Robinson .. omg me too!
Aaron Johnson:
November 7, 2012 at 11:31 pm
"Andr her mom and her mo I'll balance for my back and you are gay" and avocado had me ROTFLMAO!! OMG I'm crying!!!
gobbletruck54:
November 8, 2012 at 5:13 pm
windymiller8761 you are officially a fuck head
Shannon Lee:
November 8, 2012 at 12:04 am
Omg, they were all funny as sh##!
Emily Matero:
November 8, 2012 at 1:04 am
hahahahaha "Im eating an asshole" hahahahaha and "Ill balance my back and you are gay" and mom: "ill be licking your but out" hahahaha wow these are a good picture me up for a bad day! to funny
Naomi Moorgen:
November 8, 2012 at 6:16 am
"Pterodactyl face" is killing me.
Atli Viðar Hafsteinsson:
November 8, 2012 at 8:15 am
Why is the wink instead of a smiley one here? That's probably the worst excuse for an autocorrect ever.
Heather Dietz-Smith:
November 8, 2012 at 10:03 pm
Its because of the wink and ”XX”...neither of which you want to gey from your waxer!
Elisheva Catherine Thode:
November 9, 2012 at 1:57 am
Joy Laser! HAHAHAHA! I am so using that in future conversations about penises. lol
John Lang:
November 9, 2012 at 4:29 am
The rocket tickler for a hole fail is a classic!!
Sonya Panich:
November 9, 2012 at 7:41 am
aryan white? oh jews!
Dennis Ariton:
November 9, 2012 at 5:50 pm
If you ever see a grown man sitting alone crying on the bus, he's reading Best of DYAC...
Sherri Armstrong Hopper:
November 10, 2012 at 4:20 pm
Funny stuff. I am crying!
Christina Martin Jowers:
November 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm
I love this site...I sit and laugh and laugh and laugh!
David Millet:
November 11, 2012 at 4:18 am
I prefer to show my velociraptor face most of the time, but I guess I could bring my pteradactyl face just this once. ;)
Danielle Mammano:
November 12, 2012 at 2:01 am
"Nip Nipples"
DYING. LOLOLOL
Julie Ogle:
November 12, 2012 at 1:05 pm
She totally farted!
Terry Doherty:
November 12, 2012 at 1:46 pm
I want a robot tickler for my hole too, sounds like such fun.
Lauren Rebecca:
November 13, 2012 at 2:36 am
it's 2am and everything is funny at 2am - but I am literally crying here.
Remi Koek:
December 21, 2012 at 12:28 pm
The one with the kitten is my favorite :D
Mark Guz:
January 11, 2013 at 9:30 pm
"Put the gun down"! LOOOOOL and "my mom tastes like sunscreen" ahahahaha
Lyndsay McLeish:
January 26, 2013 at 3:34 am
"throw me over your joy laser" I have no words, only seal sounds and tears!
Laura Russell:
February 16, 2013 at 5:54 pm
My stomach hurts from laughing so much...I'm done for now.
Michael Bailey:
May 3, 2013 at 5:53 pm
"Joy laser"? That is freakin' EPIC!
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