Autocorrect is all tricks and no treats, but we hope you accept the following list (that is sure to scare up a few big laughs out of you!) as a treat from DYAC! Happy Halloween!
October 26, 2012 at 10:17 pm
OMG, I laughed WAY too hard.
October 26, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Too flippin' funny! ROFLMAO!
October 26, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Some of these cracked me up so much, thanks! I needed that laugh!
SWEET MARY MOTHER OF GPS!
October 26, 2012 at 10:23 pm
LOL! "Please don't die" F'ing hilarious!
October 26, 2012 at 10:25 pm
Nothing like good old penislicking down on the farm.
October 26, 2012 at 10:29 pm
The 12 Welshmen never fail to get me loling.
October 26, 2012 at 10:39 pm
My phone knows I'm a slut? A masterbating party? hahahaha
October 26, 2012 at 10:52 pm
Actually crying! Too funny!
October 26, 2012 at 11:09 pm
funny and way past midnight is a bad combination! I am certain I almost woke up the entire house laughing out loud at these! 12 Welshmen hanging from his tree... bahaaahahaaaaa that is so funny! And I know a couple of Welshmen! :-O
October 26, 2012 at 11:40 pm
haha - just fingering this last doll
October 27, 2012 at 9:47 pm
He he ... Is one of them Ray?
October 26, 2012 at 11:21 pm
It was the idea of wanting to celebrate Hallowe'en dressed as cow dung that set me off laughing so hard I was crying. Reading the rest meant I couldn't stop, much as I tried.
October 26, 2012 at 11:26 pm
I always end up in tears when I read DYAC.
October 26, 2012 at 11:48 pm
October 27, 2012 at 5:39 am
Crying! Zombie wood lice got me!
Juniper Berry Charlett:
October 27, 2012 at 10:33 am
Thank-you, I needed that! I love the mom/dad/child ones :-)
Katey Tosto Oakley:
October 27, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Omg, I just tried to read that one to my hubby 3 times and ended up in silent laughter crying every time!
October 31, 2012 at 5:30 pm
Im at work, and I could barely contain my laughter at that one.
October 31, 2012 at 6:31 pm
That was the one that got me too! Cow girlyparts made me LOL, then I reread it and pictured someone dressing up as a giant pile of cow dung with a face and really lost it. :D
November 1, 2012 at 2:15 am
Omg. Cow girlyparts! I died!!!!
October 27, 2012 at 12:01 am
I was crying! Too Funny! LOVE DYAC *Warning* Do not read this at work when tryin to look busy!
LadyFrank N Stein:
October 27, 2012 at 12:08 am
Omg Im dying!!@ >XD
October 27, 2012 at 3:42 am
"cow dung", "cow girlyparts" and "sweet mary mother of GPS". I almost wet myself lol!
October 27, 2012 at 4:25 am
Let me see, I like the dad in the cock ring, the Welshmen hanging from a tree, cow girlyparts, 92 pounds of wet semen.....hell, they are pretty much all hilarious!
Atli Viðar Hafsteinsson:
October 27, 2012 at 10:06 am
This is hands down the funniest set of DYAC I've seen in a while. These are priceless. Just the mental image of the dad answering the door on Hallowe'en in a cockring, a girl dressing as cow dung and the 12 Welshmen have me in tears.
Ingibjörg Sunna Þrastardóttir:
October 27, 2012 at 10:25 am
October 27, 2012 at 7:02 pm
12 Welshmen in a tree! AHAHAH
October 27, 2012 at 11:00 am
Dressed up as cow dung n cow girly parts.. LMAO
October 27, 2012 at 7:05 pm
<3! The corpse one was my favorite for so long.
October 27, 2012 at 9:20 pm
Barely got past the first one. Couldn't see through the tears.
October 27, 2012 at 11:47 pm
October 28, 2012 at 4:01 am
hahahahahaha the first one.
October 28, 2012 at 7:09 am
Love the snappy comeback about the Jolly Green Giant :)
October 28, 2012 at 7:16 pm
I managed to keep it together until I got to "cow girlyparts". Then I lost it, LOL!
October 29, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Same. I hardly ever laugh out loud at these kinda stuff but the cow girlyparts just got me crying
October 29, 2012 at 2:48 am
Damn these are too funny. Crying at the moment!
October 29, 2012 at 4:59 am
OMG I'm crying so hard I think I might go into labour!
October 29, 2012 at 6:32 am
John Bass was recommending you drink castor oil today. I think reading txts sounds like a much nicer way of inducing labour!
October 29, 2012 at 4:21 pm
dammit DYAC! don't you know how hard it is to read the rest of your DYAC's when I'm laughing so hard I can't see because of Matt wanting to eat his mom's twwwwix? ahhhh hahahahahaha
Joanne Mansah Aku Torku:
October 29, 2012 at 8:43 pm
The one about the Welshmen was fucking hilarious. I liked the one about the dad asking for his daughters dildo and the one about the cow dung.
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