Submitted by Libby
The E.S.L. Dating Diaries:
September 30, 2012 at 7:20 am
If the pussy office needs help, I'd be more than proud to serve my cuntry.
September 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm
That'd be great if the 'post' office was military or the like, but it's federal.
October 1, 2012 at 1:24 am
They have an *office* for that?
October 1, 2012 at 8:47 am
I think it's actually an orifice
October 2, 2012 at 7:45 am
yep, it`s the oral office. and the house is white....
October 3, 2012 at 2:51 am
And always open.
Ellen Vesely Nuscher:
October 1, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Isn't it an earful, not a mouthful?
October 2, 2012 at 3:20 am
Depends what your intentions are.
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