“I was waiting in line at the bank for work and my husband was home with the kids. He sent me this text about our 3 year old daughter and 6 year old son napping… And then I backed into a red mercedes.”
Submitted by Heather
August 30, 2012 at 9:32 pm
August 31, 2012 at 6:52 am
Don't text and drive, dumbass.
August 31, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Wasn't the case dumbass.
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August 31, 2012 at 8:24 am
She was just testing her multi-tasking skills.
August 31, 2012 at 11:18 am
hey! if your going to do something might as well make it a beauty..
August 31, 2012 at 8:53 pm
Hey Tom before you call my wife a dumbass take a look at the time stamps. She was standing in line at the bank. Went out to her car then sent a text after her accident (for which I called her dumbass but only in the kindest of ways).
August 31, 2012 at 11:32 pm
Nah I can see why he thought she was texting and driving. I'll take your word for it though that she wasn't.
September 1, 2012 at 9:51 am
She's NOT going to text right as she got into the accident. She's going to exchange info first, then come back and text... That's how I see it though.
September 3, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I'm not sure the time stamps are in her favor given she texts you after about the accident after 4 min...
September 3, 2012 at 6:58 pm
It definitely looked like she was, but like David said, I'll take your word for it. :)
Use your eyes?
Kiba Mendes Duarte:
August 31, 2012 at 11:46 pm
It was the karma of writing that message. LOL
September 1, 2012 at 12:41 am
DYAC is suppose to be for our enjoyment....@ Tom, we don't need haters here....dumbass
September 1, 2012 at 1:13 am
This could also be on FML.
September 1, 2012 at 4:55 am
Texting and Driving is stupid. Texting is stupid by itself. Pick up the phone and call the fucker. I have neither texting and driving nor just texting problems. My cell phone is very simple. Makes phone calls. End of story. Dumbasses.
September 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm
So you are just reading this site to buoy up your sense of superiority over all the dimwits that text, huh? Most of us just come here to laugh.
September 1, 2012 at 10:04 pm
Brian, edit that bad word out. The bad, bad F word.
July 5, 2013 at 8:40 pm
So, if you want to say something minor to a friend, are you gonna call them each time you do so? I think not. Texting has its benefits.
September 13, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Had been laughing like crazy till read the posts by two rude idiots. For duck's sake, could you enjoy a moment at least on the website specially created for laughter and fun?
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