It doesn’t get much more awkward than Prince Harry cupping his family jewels for the world to see–or does it? In honor of humiliating times such as this, we give you the 20 Most Awkward Autocorrects!
August 25, 2012 at 12:48 am
"I'm in love with your dick". None of the rest of you, just your dick.
August 25, 2012 at 1:50 am
I'd rather a friend tell me that rather than my sister....At least I could properly punch him in the nose any time he went near my dick.
August 25, 2012 at 5:48 pm
On the other hand, your sister is going to date someone. Wouldn't it be better that at least it was someone good enough to be your friend?
August 25, 2012 at 7:26 pm
Problem is, you know what some of your friends are like, and you have heard their stories... and you know just how sick they are... and you don't always want that near your sister!
August 26, 2012 at 12:37 am
Bleurgh, why are you friends with them? You're making it okay for them to treat women like shit as long as it isn't your sister.
August 26, 2012 at 4:34 pm
You are totally right. I have no respect for people accepting assholes in their life as friends or even partner as long as they are not an asshole to them personally. They're still an asshole. How can you ignore that?
August 27, 2012 at 5:36 pm
i'm thinking the same... assholes are not meant to be friends
August 27, 2012 at 11:58 pm
*Sigh* I guess I'm only aloud to have female friends then....
August 30, 2012 at 7:06 am
It could also be that you know what kind of person your SISTER really is...
August 30, 2012 at 7:07 am
And as a note, all of my closest friends but one are male. And they're all assholes. But we're assholes together, because I'm just as bad- I got my Dad's sense of humor!
August 31, 2012 at 8:05 am
Yeah but with friends its different you cant control a friends life i dunno thats how i see it. If i had a sister close to my friends age i would prefer her date my friends. Plus if your good enough friends and a fight breaks out you dont have to worry about ur friendship being over or cops getting involved
February 5, 2015 at 2:27 pm
Mickael Duncan Maybe aloud, but *quietly* you could still do whatever you want!
January 24, 2016 at 11:28 pm
Mickael Duncan What's your sister doing close to your dick?
Wendy Watkins Davidson:
August 25, 2012 at 12:56 am
Made me cry.
August 26, 2012 at 1:00 pm
October 31, 2013 at 5:04 am
Is that Black Rock Shooter as your pic? o3o
August 25, 2012 at 1:56 am
What's that rounded-square gray thing in the first picture?
August 25, 2012 at 4:16 am
Assistive touch or something like that. Lol
August 25, 2012 at 2:42 am
I can't pick just one that didn't make me laugh really hard... This was exactly what I needed today!
August 25, 2012 at 6:41 am
Love love love it. TEARS!
August 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm
You know is awkwardly funny when your face hurts after lot of laugh.
August 25, 2012 at 6:14 pm
The most "awkward" thing about this is that the intro paragraph says a different number to the title... XD
August 26, 2012 at 6:07 pm
They both say 20 here..
August 26, 2012 at 6:10 pm
They changed it! The intro paragraph said 17 before, probably copied from a previous one.
August 25, 2012 at 7:36 pm
I'm still crying at the AC that asked about putting the 2x4s in the person's ass. iPhones are truly perverse.
August 25, 2012 at 9:03 pm
Alisa Carmack Shipley:
August 25, 2012 at 10:03 pm
Omg! I read a lot of these outloud to joe and was crying they were so funny.
August 25, 2012 at 9:51 pm
Will's 'Fisting his Grandma'? I guess that must be how they roll down South!
August 26, 2012 at 9:39 am
These are brilliant, proper lol moment, I was in tears ;-)
Edduardo Rendon Damian:
August 25, 2012 at 11:52 pm
HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA CAN'T BREATH!
August 26, 2012 at 12:59 pm
I've heard a story about someone who died because he laughed too much and couldn't breathe.
August 31, 2012 at 3:23 am
thanks for letting us know random creepy guy O.O
November 29, 2013 at 5:07 pm
cool story i LUV sadness after text fail
August 26, 2012 at 10:18 am
Oh you got a new dress? Guess I'll rape you somewhere nice tonight! AHAHAHAHA
August 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm
strap on for mum....HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
August 26, 2012 at 10:34 pm
Very funny, tears rolling!! :)
August 26, 2012 at 4:17 pm
"I'll have to rape you somewhere nice".
Well that escalated quickly.
August 26, 2012 at 8:26 pm
holy freakin crap I'm laughing too hard right now to think of anything punny to type lol.
August 28, 2012 at 11:32 am
Can we cram them in my ass? ROFLMFAO
August 29, 2012 at 10:02 pm
*laughs*I have to say, the one with the daughter wanting to be with her dad as her mom took his cock for a ride was my favourite. Gods! I'm glad I don't text.
August 31, 2012 at 9:14 am
you'll gota check this out..its mad..hahaha.
February 26, 2013 at 3:55 am
T_T I am just crying so hard right now lol this is the funnyest stuff ive ever heard :D
June 25, 2013 at 11:31 am
The bank...probably not the best place to read Autocorrects - just burst out and could not stop laughing, had to get up and leave the room, ha-ha!
August 24, 2013 at 1:10 pm
Fisting grandma whahahaha.
October 17, 2013 at 3:35 am
I can't breath LMAO I peed my pants!!!
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