Submitted by Tina
August 28, 2012 at 3:51 am
...and will the GOP force it to have your baby?
August 28, 2012 at 5:30 am
It's okay, the espresso machine has an automatic off switch for such occasions.
August 29, 2012 at 1:34 am
Mickael Duncan, you are my hero!
August 29, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Yes, because if it got pregnant, then obviously it's "body" enjoyed the rape and WANTED to get pregnant from it. That's how rape works. DUH!
August 29, 2012 at 7:22 pm
Thank you for spelling it out to the slow members of the audience.
August 29, 2012 at 10:24 pm
be careful, Eric. you wouldn't LIKE Michael when he's angry...
Elijah Zane Sellers:
August 30, 2012 at 12:06 am
Mickael Duncan, That comment made my day...
August 30, 2012 at 6:50 am
Ah so killing an infant (they develop a heart beat as little as 3 weeks) is OK if its from a rape? If only there were a way to offer the child to a family who wanted it...
August 30, 2012 at 9:44 am
Tina, I'm Canadian, so my political leanings are neither left nor right...they're North. I don't think these comments have been meant to bash to much, just having fun with the idiots in the news. And Brandon, yes, yes it is. A heart beat does not a person make. After the trauma of being raped it would be cruel to the actual living to force them to carry that rapist's baby for 9 months.
The E.S.L. Dating Diaries:
August 28, 2012 at 5:32 am
I bet the machine was askin' for it.
Mads Hamann Pedersen:
August 28, 2012 at 7:12 am
Ewww and also HA!
August 28, 2012 at 8:01 am
Jan Magne Viko:
August 28, 2012 at 9:30 am
I guess raping the machine is ONE way of refilling the milk container.
August 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm
In the words of Clevland Brown...."That's Just Naaaaasty"
Joshua Domininc Fox:
August 28, 2012 at 9:19 pm
should sarah conner get worried?
Claude E J Freynet:
August 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm
August 29, 2012 at 7:45 pm
August 29, 2012 at 8:38 pm
That machine was coming on to him, wearing a tight cover and all. :-)
August 30, 2012 at 10:28 am
A heart beat is a very good indicator of something being alive. Any non biased physician would agree. The rape is the cruel part. Killing the child wont erase it. Who knows what kind of future the killed infant could have.
September 2, 2012 at 9:04 am
How does one rape an espresso machine? Someone has obviously never heard of rule 34.
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