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Donte Jamal Payne-Sharkey:
August 16, 2012 at 6:27 pm
August 16, 2012 at 7:07 pm
Thumper Bambi Mullen:
August 16, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Steven Ernest Scott:
August 16, 2012 at 8:42 pm
I HATE it when people use the Lord's name in vain! I especially HATE it when they use it with the "F-Bomb"!
August 16, 2012 at 8:48 pm
Fucking grow a pair!
August 16, 2012 at 9:24 pm
cause this lady did
August 16, 2012 at 9:27 pm
Cause that makes sense..... ;:/
Dennis Alan Cassidy:
August 16, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Psst, G isn't the "Lord's name." Neither is God. It is, יהוה . *sigh*
August 17, 2012 at 3:21 am
August 17, 2012 at 4:45 am
Dude....your middle name is Ernest. your opinion is no longer valid. God invented Humor and Laughter and Joy. I think even He would appreciate a typo every now and then.
August 17, 2012 at 7:20 am
He was just being ernerst with his opinions, lol terrible pun.
August 17, 2012 at 7:26 am
August 17, 2012 at 11:55 am
He looks like a paedophile.
Emmanuel Cerón Morales:
August 17, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Oh my fucking god, why do you say that? lol
B David King:
August 18, 2012 at 12:03 am
Oh my fucking God, I goddamn hate that fucking shit too!
August 18, 2012 at 12:04 am
I hate when people complain about stupid shit. And the "F-bomb?" take mommas tit out of your mouth and grow up.
August 18, 2012 at 3:59 am
if i were him, i'd at least change my fucking avatar to make it look like i wasnt going to rape someone .-.
August 18, 2012 at 10:30 am
Guys be nice, he is mentally disabled. (and no I'm not trying to be mean I went to his profile and it says so in his info...)
August 18, 2012 at 5:16 pm
That's not what taking the lord's name in vain means. People get that wrong. It means swearing something is true using his name, e.g. "I swear to God this is the best dessert I ever tasted."
August 20, 2012 at 7:28 pm
August 21, 2012 at 10:35 pm
Oh god is this guy a fucking pussy or what?
August 22, 2012 at 5:59 am
And how do you know it wasn't "gosh"?
August 22, 2012 at 10:22 am
considering the ''Oh My God'' started in middle age (at one of the time where Christianism was at its top) its not in vain..... and by no mean you can notice ''who is'' or ''who is not'' a pedophile or about to rape someone... many pedophiles are in the twenties/thirties and rape their own kid or or the neighbor's one, whom is less than 8 y.o... and, no im not christian, but the society is at its pinnacle of shame...Full of prejudices, disrespect, stereotypes.... honnestly i'd rather live in the 1600s where everyone in the USA and Canada had the same believes. prejudices were a lil bit more pushed but there was a lot, but a lot less of them, there was no prejusices against black people, mentally disabled, short people, physically disabled, arabians (they are not all terrorists, and Hallah Agbad!, or something like that means ''Hallah is Tall'' and nothing else, a stereotype again) or anything else than Gender and Sexual Orientation (which the two are still a threat, but still...). even Women we're for their ''Role''(which is nowaday not theirs) as Breeding-Machines (sorry, ladies for the terms but its faster) and Cooks, and even....if there had never been so many prejudices against other countries (austrich which blamed the hongria) and other religions (jew at holocaust), there wouldnt had been any World War. and women would still be what they were at that time. and prejudices and stereotypes keep going up in numbers. compared to hitler's suicide, more people heard of Bin Laden's Death, than the hitler's, in it's early days... Bin laden was fighting for his country (or so he thought)(and of course i don't take his side because he was himself, when he was hiding in his country, feared by his neighbors, if not even by his brothers, if he had some), when hitlers only for his own pride and his own ambitions..strangely it tooks decades for the world to know what hitler did....bin laden: two days...VERY GREAT SOCIETY! now for the respect, the example is simple i'll scroll up the fifteen comments up aheah and list the name of every people who disrespected the person who posted what started this chain: Shane Phillips, Johan Noctus Enberg, Eddie Gadberry, Nate Trill OG Dice, Benny King, Emmanuelle Céron Morales, Sam BatCountry Edgar, and Kerrie Waybright Smith.... 12/15(80%)...80% of the 15 comment-posters up my post are not human, because being human is accepting each other as equal despite any difference, and just disrespecting is trusting (and being wrong with it) he's lower than ourself.... the only reason why ill go vote at elections, if i do, is to make that my premier minister is no longer one, because he can't have that position if he can't do any sacrifices to end a crisis which costed 15 billions CAD$ to the province, and that forbid people to work during weeks. FUCK making a convenable deal with students that have not yet finished their studies (some of the financial affairs) is not that hard , THEY HAVE NOT YET FINISHED SCHOOL!!!... that means he can't lead us if he can't even deal with kids. the reason i won't, I FUCKING DONT WANT TO BE PART OF ''THAT'' SOCIETY! FUCK OFF!
COME ON!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
stop saying ahhh people are like that, ahh they looks like bitches, did you see that chick! and guys stop saying that loud because one day, one will come to you, and trust me you won't get anything more than 3 slap in the face and one kick in the balls, unless its someone like you: an alien, an animal, shit, or anything else that fits you (nothing good and not a human either, you may look like one but thats the only thing you have of a human, the looks)
And yes im judging myself above you, Compared to you, i'm not judging a human, i'm judging an Alien with the looks of a human, with the mind of a beast, and which contains only damned shit...So if i consider you lower and true humans as equal, i stay human, because i judge humans as equal, and pieces of shit as pieces of shit. so open your eyes and change....
HMM... IN WRONG, YOU JUST CAN'T CHANGE....ITS A MATTER OF AGES AND NOT OF YEARS OR DECADES...SO KEEP TAKING SLAPS IN THE FACE BECAUSE YOURE TOO LOUD, CHANGE GIRL/BOYFRIEND FASTER THAN A BEE CHANGE OF FLOWER, AND I JUST HOPE I'LL LIVE AT LEAST 500 YEARS TO SEE A CHANGE (but thats impossible, i'm human, then i just hope YOU will live at least 500 years to see a change, and regret your life at that time, keep being a piece of shit, because it makes us someone the shout at when they are at leading positions, and we very often get these as leader i wonder why..true, i forgot...80% are full of prejudice, stereotypes, and disrespect)
and i wont even care about bad comments about what i posted because im talking to those who are pieces of shit, thats it, not to humans. i hope ill be dead when the next hitler will start a war, see you and keep being who you are because pieces of shi can't be anything more than shit.
August 22, 2012 at 1:44 pm
my main point was this: God invented Humor and Laughter and Joy. I think even He would appreciate a typo every now and then."
the site is called "DAMN you autocorrect". If swear words are an issue for him than I suggest that "Damn you autocorrect" may not be the best place for him to visit.
August 22, 2012 at 2:36 pm
sorry i added you in disrespect, its likely more stereotype. well you know if id have made a list for each of the three, that would have taken me more than 2 hours write that, and i had not that time. its about the ''your middle name is Ernest. your opinion is no longer valid.'' if thats not a stereotype and a prejudice: nobody is too old (noticeable because of the ''no longer'') to say his opinion, and not all Ernest's are old, by example, Gisele it's a name people would consider for old people, though Gisele Burschden (idk how to write it i dont understand the german) the most highly-paid top modele, is 29 years old, thats it, but still her name: stereotype
August 27, 2012 at 10:00 pm
Worth noting that God is not his name, but his job description.
September 4, 2012 at 1:22 am
Fucking god damn, this is a funny one.
Megan Amber Kelly:
October 4, 2012 at 2:21 am
Could be gosh, dude.
October 19, 2014 at 3:42 am
Ashley Cobb Well, your new picture shows you have one of the most fully-grown pairs I've ever seen. ;-)
August 16, 2012 at 9:54 pm
Fucking Jesus Christ!
August 16, 2012 at 10:11 pm
Are you? Are you REALLY?
August 16, 2012 at 10:17 pm
I totally am, he loves me. We understand each other, he doesn't want to be a pinnacle of hope anymore. He just wants to be my Snookums.
August 16, 2012 at 11:33 pm
I am sorry Sam but u got it wrong!! its jesus titty fucking christ!!
August 17, 2012 at 3:17 am
You're all very sad. Just saying...
August 17, 2012 at 3:19 am
I'm not sad, I'm actually feeling rather chipper this evening.
August 17, 2012 at 11:54 am
That's it. Jeeesssssuuuus tiiiiiiitttttyy fuckin' Christ.
August 17, 2012 at 9:10 pm
Peggy is obviously a devout believer in Jesus and let me just say from the bottom of my heart, Peggy, we don't care.
August 20, 2012 at 10:12 pm
we'll see who has the last laugh...
August 20, 2012 at 10:33 pm
Oh so what you're saying Peggy is that the idea of all the men, women, and children through the ages who haven't worshipped or who have denied Jesus Christ being tortured to the extreme for eternity is funny? People crying out in pain makes you laugh? See with examples of Christianity like you I don't have to answer why I don't believe in your cult. I just point at you and it's that simple. Next time you want to stand up for your faith perhaps ty to do it without claiming that the suffering of non believers makes you happy.
August 20, 2012 at 11:23 pm
see this is y i dont have any religion, its only a matter of time before the religious people start arguing with themselves. got to love atheism!!
August 20, 2012 at 11:45 pm
I don't have any religion either, but I do poke them with sticks at times lol.
August 21, 2012 at 1:17 am
Dennis Alan Cassidy I apologize for what i said. It was childish and immature. That's what I believe but this isn't really the forum for that. Sorry.
August 21, 2012 at 11:50 am
We'll see who has the last laugh? Not Jesus or God, because they don't exist.
August 21, 2012 at 11:02 pm
actually some people believe the battle between heaven and hell is a big joke since god is omnipotent he could end it whenever he wanted. its all for his enjoyment, fun group of people. so if u believe that god would have the last laugh
August 22, 2012 at 10:17 am
I never understood that. If there was supposed to be a seven year war, why wouldn't God just be like "You win, Antichrist" and then when Satan takes over the world, God could have just destroyed it.
Bible Logic = Flawless.
August 16, 2012 at 11:39 pm
that really is perfection, lol. as for the people posting about words used we don't give a shit! I have no issue with what u believe but for the love of what ever u believe to be holy shut the fuck up!
August 17, 2012 at 10:31 am
I think the term is Sweet Jesus Titty Cinnamon.
August 17, 2012 at 8:22 pm
You guys are retarded.
August 18, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Its the internet, either get over it or get the fuck out.
August 21, 2012 at 8:10 am
I love how the rudest, most ignorant, opinionated people on the internet are the ones claiming God is a lie and claim to be "open minded". When the truth is, you have closed your mind to anything that calls for accountability, ie;laws, government, religion, its laughable. Nothing i read below showed open mindedness or acceptance, except when peggy apologized.
August 21, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Internet trolls are all ignorant, regardless of faith in a particular god or not.
August 21, 2012 at 1:28 pm
In my opinion I think this is a hilarious mistype/autocorrect due to the iPhone autocorrect fuction (or rather malfunction haha). Oh how funny it is that the SMS could have been misinterpreted even for a breif period of time.
August 21, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Lol well hello my old friend!
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