Submitted by Laura
The E.S.L. Dating Diaries:
July 26, 2012 at 9:21 am
I bet the Volcano has better brakes.
Mark Adrian Fredericksen:
July 27, 2012 at 1:13 pm
"Ever throw a hotdog in a volcano?" "What?" "Nothing. Just making conversation."
August 12, 2012 at 8:15 pm
I guess they should be glad the autocorrect never heard the word "vulva".
June 26, 2013 at 3:36 am
I have to bring this up.
Jamie: How is uncle Dick getting to the reception?
Mom: Dick is coming in my vulva.
*Dick is in my vulva!
Mom: Dick's coming in my vulva at 7.
Jamie: VOLVO mom? lol.
Mom: YES VULVA
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