Submitted by Samantha
July 25, 2012 at 5:48 am
I'm sure the midgets are very expensive. They're in short supply.
July 25, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Then again, they can't be too expensive, because most people who want to buy them are always a little short on cash.
July 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Well, I'm sure they could trade moonshine for them, but it only comes in half pints.
Carl F Bruschnig Jr:
July 26, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Boy, a little humor goes a long way. . .
July 25, 2012 at 7:38 pm
This AC was funny because it was an AC. To make fun of dwarfs is NOT funny... it's disrespectful.
July 26, 2012 at 5:18 pm
You're right, those jokes were pretty low.
July 27, 2012 at 11:55 am
The PC term is "little people"
July 27, 2012 at 10:23 pm
No. They prefer to be referred to as "little people." The actual proper term is dwarf.
Such as "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
There's also a TV show; "Little People, Big World."
July 26, 2012 at 12:57 am
I would say midgets now a days are $10.00 +tax, Lol.
July 26, 2012 at 3:02 pm
its not disrespectful. everyone knows they don't have kneecaps, hence they are not real people, but walking lawn knomes. I agree with 10.00 + tax. that sounds about right lol.
July 26, 2012 at 3:07 pm
July 26, 2012 at 3:09 pm
so nice to see the spelling and grammar nazis are out in full combat gear today.
July 26, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Your comment did amuse me though Aimee! (Your spelling did not. Be better).
July 26, 2012 at 3:17 pm
the irony of someone getting offended by an autocorrect word on a site about autocorrect....priceless lol. shit happens. Deal.
Jonathan Ross Buckham:
July 26, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Well everyone knows you can normally buy them at "half price" and then hire them to work for you and pay them "under the table". That's just good business sense.lol.
July 26, 2012 at 5:01 pm
this literally had me laughing out loud hahahahaha
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