Here are 15 movie fails in honor of blockbuster season.
July 20, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Some of these are a freaking riot!
July 20, 2012 at 11:16 pm
July 23, 2012 at 11:56 pm
Especially the Molly Ringworm one!
July 20, 2012 at 11:33 pm
probably not the best choice after a massacre at a movie theater...
July 21, 2012 at 6:14 am
yes, we must never speak of theaters or movies again.
July 21, 2012 at 2:26 pm
I will only watch silent black and white films for 5 years in remembrance of the batman shootings.
July 21, 2012 at 3:41 pm
So we can never speak of Batman again? What happened was terrible, but the movie he chose to do it in shouldn't be blamed.
July 21, 2012 at 5:06 pm
If you're going to do the silent black and white films, then I would suggest watching "Nosferatu". It is a very good silent movie, and possibly the best vampire movie ever..
Cathy Flip Garziano:
July 22, 2012 at 1:07 am
Like we don't fly in planes anymore?
July 22, 2012 at 2:24 am
Oh no, not a Batman reference that has nothing to do with violence! Ridiculous.
July 22, 2012 at 7:50 am
actually jessica, he told the police he was the jokeralso, the event is almost identicle to a batman comic issue where a theatre is shot up.....so im pretty sure it can kind of be part of the blame
July 22, 2012 at 7:55 am
also, john is not saying we can never talk about it again, he means we should show respect, but as i can see, nobody has any anymore which is pretty sad
July 22, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Can we get a thumbs down for this guy? Some water boarding? Something?
July 22, 2012 at 4:49 pm
i paid my respect on the news post, and i come here to laugh. terrible things happen everyday, its sick and wrong, but we are aloud to be happy.
July 22, 2012 at 5:23 pm
Okay Matt. In that case, we should ban all comics that contain violence. As well as movies, tv shows, video games and books. but we can ignore the fact that an obviously mentally unstable person had a gun.
July 22, 2012 at 5:48 pm
You know what? I'm kinda pissed now. The medium cannot be blamed for this person's actions. He made a choice. We all make choices everyday. Some good, some bad. I watch movies involving bank robberies. Am I going to wake up tomorrow and decide to rob a bank because they get away with it in the movies? No. Why? Because I live in the real world. Not someone else's made up fantasy. I know the difference between the two. I know the difference between right and wrong. I also know that taking my frustration with life's little problems out on everyone else isn't going to solve a Damn thing. So I choose not to do so. Don't blame a movie or a comic for one man's CHOICE to shoot up a movie theatre.
July 22, 2012 at 8:49 pm
Damn Jessica you beat me too it.
Matt Dimmer everyone, The man born without logic.
It's a pleasure to meet you sir i've heard so much about you
July 23, 2012 at 1:17 am
yeah your logic is horribly flawed. That's like blaming box cutter manufacturers for 9/11.
July 23, 2012 at 7:02 am
Why does "John" have a female silhouette?
July 23, 2012 at 7:08 am
i didnt even notice that.
July 26, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Matt Dimmer Are you really serious? Let's sue Rockstar North for all the gang violence too while we're at it since they probably are to blame for that as they made GTA :D
July 27, 2012 at 6:30 am
I see no reason to not talk about or see batman. Just because that psycho decided to attack at that movie doesn't mean the movie is tainted. It's a good movie. Why do I say this? CAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!! (-Hishe)
July 20, 2012 at 11:42 pm
July 21, 2012 at 2:34 am
July 21, 2012 at 7:17 am
Oh man, I also want to go bowlin' with GANDALFTHEGREY.
July 21, 2012 at 12:52 pm
I so want to go bowling with Gandalf. ROFLMAO!
July 21, 2012 at 1:56 pm
I wouldn't. It wouldn't even be fun, because, you know, the horrible unfairness of bowling with Gandalf. Otherwise ... amazing!
July 22, 2012 at 5:22 am
Dayumm x D
July 22, 2012 at 6:17 am
Carrotpenis, and Harry Potter with his wang out, OMG, I'm killing myself laughing over here!
July 22, 2012 at 12:16 pm
I had the best laugh at Harry Potter and Fatty Vader. But you know that black makes you look thinner, right? :)
July 22, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Half of these are set-ups. The other half are just illiterate retards.
Shane Michael Garofalo:
July 22, 2012 at 6:52 pm
I'm literally crying over here about all of them. What a gem of a post.
July 22, 2012 at 8:16 pm
damn that bruce wayne....
July 23, 2012 at 2:14 am
I almost pissed my pants! hilarious...
July 23, 2012 at 3:43 am
These were very lame. Life Stealers!
July 23, 2012 at 4:42 am
Lmfao, Harry Potter
Jessica Nicole Drake:
July 23, 2012 at 8:42 am
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the new format!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello?!!!! Are u listening?!!! One at a time SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wth were ya'll thinking?!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 23, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Hahaha the breast milk one had me in tears. If you repeat the tune in your head it's even funnier.
July 23, 2012 at 9:19 pm
Hehehehe hilarious !
July 23, 2012 at 10:15 pm
"Nananananananana BREAST MILK!" X'D.
July 23, 2012 at 10:33 pm
lol these were absolutely hilarious.
Kriste A Matrisch:
July 24, 2012 at 1:09 am
The alien one cracks me up. Death by an orgasm on another planet sounds like an awesome way to go!
July 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Pirates of the carrotpenis? LOL!
Samantha Jean Graff:
July 25, 2012 at 1:25 am
hahaha laughed my ass off lol.
July 25, 2012 at 2:57 pm
the harry potter one almost killed me.
July 25, 2012 at 9:23 pm
July 31, 2012 at 1:19 pm
That's funny as fuck haha:)
July 31, 2012 at 5:21 pm
I seriously was crying laughing by the end of that
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