Had the entire car laughing!
Submitted by Bailey
July 8, 2012 at 4:41 pm
The most awkward thing about texting failures from "old" people is that they don't seem to get "in" on the joke. Like they don't say, "dammit, this phone is autocorrecting me, lols..." they just keep going, stonefaced, determined to get their message out...
Tina M Shockley:
July 10, 2012 at 6:06 am
I think old ppl txts like that are the funniest. They don't seem like ppl just did it on purpose
August 1, 2012 at 6:47 pm
oh man thats hillarious
July 8, 2012 at 10:44 pm
I think he meant pentacostle buttwipe particle board.
July 9, 2012 at 3:22 pm
I had that for lunch...
July 9, 2012 at 9:16 pm
July 10, 2012 at 6:32 am
This made me cry...
July 11, 2012 at 7:33 am
July 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm
"old people" texts? Surely you jest. Most of the young people I know haven't a clue how to spell; however, my friends and I (who are older) are very good spellers. Texting ruins spelling skills, so I refuse to use the abbreviations. Only a younger person would generalize about "old people's mistakes" when the fact is more mistakes are made by younger people. How sad is that?
Elizabeth Michele Moser:
July 17, 2012 at 3:16 am
I, for one 18 year old girl, break that stereotype and only use lol and ttfn for abbreviations. I dislike all the rest of them, and often don't even know what they mean. I also don't tipe lyk dis, bcuz it bothrs mii. I hate that. I text intelligently. Let's just drop all stereotypes now, before anyone here gets capslocked out. :P
May 4, 2013 at 5:47 am
I think you are both right. I also think that, as someone of 34 years, if we learned to spell in school (show of hands; those of you who did), we should translate it to our typing and texting, mainly bcuz eye hate it wen peepl tawk lyk dis. It rly fcuks me uyp.
July 17, 2012 at 8:25 pm
to Elizabeth Moser: you are right. we should not categorize people. Some older folks cannot spell, some young people cannot spell. Luckily, many of us, young and old, continue to believe that good spelling improves communication.
July 13, 2013 at 1:38 pm
Oh, I wish it were "many of us"...
July 18, 2012 at 11:56 am
July 19, 2012 at 1:47 am
am I pretty?
(girl) do you want to be with me forever?
(girl) would you cry if I walked away? (boy) NO
she heard enough and was hurt, she walked away. Tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm:
(boy) you're not pretty... you're beautiful
(boy) I don't want to be with you forever... I need to be with you forever.
(boy) I wouldn't cry if you walked away... I would DIE!
(boy whispers) plzz stay with me.
(girl whispers) I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you.
Something good will happen to you 1-4 pm.
Tomorrow it could be anywhere.
Get ready for the shock of your life! If you don't post this to five other comments... you will have relationship problems for the next ten years.
Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II:
November 8, 2012 at 9:20 am
July 24, 2012 at 12:04 pm
July 28, 2012 at 10:55 pm
I think the funniest part of all these "screenshots" is that people think they're real.
October 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm
So that's why you visit this site, then? Not for the posts, but to laugh at people, and make lame, snarky comments? Alrighty, then.
Marc Kirouac Leclerc:
August 14, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Now I'm sure I'm going to make this mistake when ill hand someone his parfait peanut buster. Cause I Work at dairy queen haha.
Pamela Beard Wheeler:
August 15, 2012 at 5:49 am
I am crying. This is so funny.
September 5, 2012 at 11:59 pm
Lol I'm dying!
Helena Joy Marfell:
September 16, 2012 at 3:06 am
Awww, poor silly old guy! :D He was trying so hard! Must've really wanted that ice cream.
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