Submitted by Jacob
January 20, 2013 at 11:32 pm
I've been found in contempt of cunt on numerous occasions.
The E.S.L. Dating Diaries:
January 22, 2013 at 6:39 am
I wonder if chicks named Miranda have better luck dating than other women? They do have an advantage with the reading of the Miranda rights. It does warn you that anything you say can & will be used against you.
January 22, 2013 at 11:06 pm
What I like is how quickly and profusely the lawyer apologized not wanting to be sued.
February 19, 2014 at 2:02 am
What sort of phone dictionary has the word 'cunt' programmed into it? Did she actually ADD that as a custom word because she needs to type it so often? lol
Jamie 'Beckham' Blanks:
March 3, 2014 at 7:11 pm
It was in mine & I never use that word.
March 16, 2014 at 3:46 am
My bet is that the dictionary is built from a large sampling of texting by the general public. Consider that youth text far more than adults, and a large number of those chats are about sex, words of a sexual nature will be of higher probability than you or I would use for communicating with lawyers, clients, and so forth.
March 26, 2014 at 5:31 pm
You don't have to add words you commonly use, it will do that for you. So yes, if you do a lot of sexting then it's totally feasible that you would get auto corrects for those words.
May Gwin Waggoner:
March 17, 2014 at 1:10 pm
I have an explanation: they are made up.
March 19, 2014 at 6:44 pm
It happens. I once tried to type guzundiet and my phone corrected it to "fax panties"! Not even close! Lol
March 28, 2014 at 6:48 am
That's because it's Gesundheit and your phone doesn't speak German.
April 24, 2014 at 6:23 am
Sounds like your phone tried to use google translate when you typed in "Gesundheit".
Chase Raphael LeClaire:
March 11, 2015 at 11:35 pm
So uh... yeah... XD Mandei Chu
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