The 15 Funniest Autocorrects From February 2012
These are the 15 funniest autocorrects on DYAC from February 2012. Congratulations to all the submitters. Your phones’ minds of their own blew our minds with their ridiculous Autocorrects. Keep sending in those Autocorrects— we love them, and the world needs them!
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Someone ought to illustrate the CORRECTOCTOPUS.
Much agreed, very much indeed.
Next contest XD
i freaking love octopuses so yeah loved that auto correct
I’ve just noticed that it is actually “correctoctUpus”, not octOpus.
I guess that makes it incorrectoctupus.
LOL
laughing so hard right now!
BAHAHA me too!
Did you not do a list of January’s best ACs?
I want to see an illustration of God Damsel. lol
What about the god donut?
The mangina got me, literally LOL!!
Ewww. Sorry to hear that you were LITERALLY “gotten” by a mangina. Sorry you weren’t able to fend it off. Hope you took a shower afterwards!
OMG laughing so hard. My eyes are watering, and my glasses fogged up. Best DYACs in this one. wow!
Ferret
Ok, so I thought I was the only one that paid attention to ferret for no reason…..smh….that one was TOO FUNNY!!! God Damsel!
LOVE the random “ferret” text. That had me laughing for awhile.
Love the texting while driving one-it’s wrong to do, but so funny
Correctoctopus is that a cellphonelopod?! Eh? Get it?
Lmao. Sad I only get this because of watching SpongeBob.
Ika Musume for me. . .
OMG. That last one is like, “Just give the bag to Bozo!”
Who doesn’t love oblong weiners?
“AUTO COCKROACH”, “FERRET” and “Satan picked him up.” had me cracking up!!!
“FERRET”–Um…ok, THAT was random!
“Satan picked him up.”–Um…O_O…He needs prayer NOW!!!
That ferret one got me too…I believe she was trying to say fuck…either way I was crying…
The last one is my Fav!! I LoL’d big time!!!
And this is the reason I dont have auto correct on my phone. My daughter sent a classic one the other day to my brother in law and told him to F*** Off! She is nine and can not remember what she was gonna say but it def was not f off! Poor thing cried so hard.
This website makes my day!
You should leave it on! I sent a horrible one during the aftermath of the death of a friend’s friend. Me and the recipient had a really good laugh. We need more of the funny in our lives if you ask me.
loved the vibrating cock to wake up to……some of these are just too funny not to laugh at…..love this site
Correctoctopus, GOD DAMSEL!
Ive just drawn the Correctoctopus:
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h110/Palulala/correctocotpuscopy.jpg
Hah, very nice.
LOL!
Impressive, better than I imagined!!
Tortoise or GTFO!
God i got to stop reading these when everyone is asleep i could not stop laughing at this set
wow….did not realize that it connects to that site that has the auto profial pic thing….starts with a g….i cant remember
just remembered its called Gravatar
NOTICE HOW THE FIRST ONE IS FAKE CUZ SHE SAID HAHA ITS JUST SO FUNNY ND THEN SHE WROTE AJJSNDNDNFNFNNF. YU CAN SEE. FAKEEEEE
Notice how Murdabella is a troll?
yup
Me too… Why do some people get off on that? I used to like reading the comments, until these jackasses started chiming in. Next, it’ll be spammers.
If you look closely it actually says “def took a screen shot of” …….. so there
My fave is “What medicine should I take if I’ve been fkng all night?”. Hahahahahahaha
Smoothest. Response. Ever
hand blisters from penis sharpener. Nice visual…
LOL – Hand blisters should be the LEAST of his worries!!! Although I suppose I should be impressed with his stamina!
Hope that Correctoctopus ive drawn wont be deleted again
I dont know, It seems to me like some of these might be fake
Most of the AC are fake anymore. Some, if done well, are still funny. But, most are just stupid. And they know which words are most often corrected so they use them. Clock to cock is common. The wrong pussy (person) was funny, though.
What a boring comment. Go back to Facebook, troll!
I think the correctoctopus should be DYAC’s mascot.
Some def look staged…. like the “venerialdisease” one… the iPhone wouldn’t auto correct it into one long word like that, it is two.
It would, if the person had previously typed venerial disease as one word instead of two. Remember, Autocorrect looks FIRST into words you’ve previously typed, and THEN it goes to its dictionary. Otherwise it would know that SORRYIATETHELASTWAFFLE is not the correct spelling of “Sorry”.
Ah, the over-analytical that ruin all the fun
I’m gonna use “Ferret!” instead of “Fuck!” now.
Also, I laughed so hard it felt as if my eyes would burst.
My cunt is humming.. omfg
Don’t ya just hate that? LMAO!!!
that one had me laughing so hard I couldnt explain to my husbnd what was so funny!!
I don’t care if some are staged, anything that can make me laugh so hard after the UK govt has just slapped 20% tax on chocolate biscuits HAS to be worth printing – and the graphic of the Correctoctupus is brilliant, well done Palula, hope I got your name right!
The last one is a ripoff of an autocorrect from the July 2011 “Best of” list.
It is!! Apart from the name at the top of the display being different, “grrr” is also spelled different. Nice catch
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Who cares? Get a life! Most of us enjoy reading something hilarious! We’re not here to decipher whether their texts are legitimate or not!
I posted the best of March after pulling a stomach muscle this afternoon reading it. FEB is even BETTER! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
It is really nice and useful for me. thank you