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haha I laughed more at her “that menu sounds horrendous” comment than the actual autocorrects
“Smoked Salmon”! That was the funniest part of the whole thing!
I hit like for the title alone!
Y’know what’d be good with that? Some fruit compost!
bwahaha
Or instead of salmon nicotine you could have sole manure. (Srsly, how is anybody supposed to remember the right way to spell meuniere?)
If the salmon is on nicotine patches, it is no longer smoked…
You get nicotine straight from cigarettes, usually. Now I wonder what salmon smoked in tobacco smoke would taste like.
Probably like a fishy ash tray. Yum yum. Excuse me while I go throw up.
Chicken classier actually sounds good.
You could even say that it sounds…classy, eh?
Am I the only one who thought of Talladega Nights when it said crepes? LOL
Hey look, Frenchie, I thought about it…so why don’t you go ahead & break my arm?
I have creeps for dessert all the time. *sigh*
that’s a shame…you should be more discerning in your menu selection
HaHa! Ricky Booby!
I like my chicken classy.