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I highly approve of this text.
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I did not know that such things existed. Kinda wish I still didn’t.
What, camp pants for babies? Yeah… Kinda disturbing if you think about it…
Camp pants aren’t disturbing, they’re specifically designed to withstand the rigors of outdoor adventuring.
Camo pants, on the other hand, prepare the child for military indoctrination and subconsciously predetermine the level of violence the child will exhibit as they grow into adulthood.
That’s the thinking, right? Because it’s just a pair of goddamn pants.
ewwkay :/
Ha Ha Ha!!!!
OMG! This comment was even funnier than the AutoCorrect!
I have to agree! That was pretty good!
I don’t think this is real; it’s sort of strange that camo pants would end up as crotchless panties anyway.
I had a friend who suggested that the people who designed the autocorrect for these phones are just perverts, and the more I read DYAC the more I believe it.
I would definitely have to agree with your friend. Almost always it changes what was supposed to be said to something highly inappropriate.
Or maybe the people who designed DYAC, are, as they are the only ones that get on.
It’s very rare for anything “clean” to evoke the same amount of humor across a widespread demographic. Human Nature and all that.
Mae West said it best about 70-odd years ago: “It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
THIS IS THE PHONE THAT CAN ACT VERY DRUNK
“you want your 6months old GRANDDAUGHTER to wear crotchless panties”
“I was about to disown you”
what.
Ah yes, that is a thing indeed. You see, it’s more accurately referred to as “psychological patricide” and it’s common in the Middle East and greater Asia. It’s the mental removal of the parents from the brain, an act achieved by ‘murdering’ memories of the mother and/or father by ingesting large amount of psychotropic chemicals whilst alternating between viewing family photos and acts of extreme violence.
I’m sure that’s what she meant.
That was beautiful.
Is this Sheldon????? Can we get you a cool beverage???
bingo!
Bazinga!
you’re on a roll, man
That autocorrect was hysterical!!! That was just crazy! and Pete, i love those two comments u made! very funny too!!
Are you new, or just retarded?
Are you a troll or just uncreative?
is this real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
Is this just fantasy?
Is this love that I’m feeling?
Caught in a landslide…
Open your eyes, look up to the skies…
I’m just a poor boy
Flowers.
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I have as much of a problem with camo pants on a 6 month old (and anyone not in the military or hunting) as I do with crotchless panties.
This is just a humor site, no need to bring up the perils of military brainwashing
Or crotchless panties. . .
Wow. Epic.
your all ridiculous… camo pants do not have anything to do with the violence level a child will display in the future nor do they encourage military enlistment and even if they did we need more good people in the military those men and women do alot more for thier country then you do trolling the internet and bashing them… have a little respect for the people who risk thier lives on a daily basis to keep you and your families safe… they are no more or less violent then anyone else in thier day to day life and you can not hold the actions of a few who do use thier power and training against an entire organization… have a little respect and check your facts before you start trolling next time
You go! It’s just a cute pair of pants!
I think the whole military indoctrination thing was a joke. Chill. He posts funny comments from time to time that are kind of dry humor. Wow. Someone got their camo crotchless panties in a twist!
i totally agree, while i may not agree with every conflict that the troops are sent to i have the highest respect for them and the sacrifices they make and i also had several pairs of camo pants when my son was an infant, and will buy pink camo for my daughter!!
Just like how in the army, girls get to wear special pink uniforms.
/gender indoctrination
If you’re gonna rant, then proofread your s**t. See how I used ‘you’re’ and ‘your’? There is a difference. Figure it out!
Where I live, camo pants are hugely popular. Around here, you’re a freak if you don’t like camo.
American deep south? Pakistani training camp?…..
Canada?
Lemme guess….Grangeville, Idaho?? Lol, they’re a staple here…like milk, eggs, bread…ooohhh, I need more camo pants!
Wow, camo pants lead to killers? Really ppl. I joined, not because I wanted to kill, but to protect. I knew I was going to be in the service as a child. Why? Because I have always stood up when others cowarded. A kid getting picked on in school, and I would go and stop it. It was always about fairness and justice. Not violence. I wasnt looking for a fight, just wanting to stop a weaker person from getting hurt, and sometimes violence was required.
It is a great AC. Love it!
Well said Batman.
Maybe she should be more concerned that “crotchless panties” is in her mom’s phone. TMI
#1 if she had typed it in her phone before it would have come up automatically! #2 Pete was being humorous over the tool who got all hyped about “camp pants” #3 I didn’t find anywhere in his comments that determined he was saying anything negative about our troops… However,as the commenter he responded to about “camp pants”#3 seems to have the mind set that just bc someone let’s their children wear “camp pants” or “camp pants” makes them someone to be concerned about…. come on ppl stop judging books by their cover,ppl by how they dress,where they live or wtf the drive & STOP F-ING UP MY DYAC LAUGH!!! To those of you fighting to PROTECT our country in which idiots have the FREEDOM to speak their judgmental idiotic thoughts as much as the rest of us,I personally THANK YOU whether you wear camp pants,camo pants OR crotchless panties…ohh &FYI I JUST goofed on typing “crotchless” which I have NEVER typed in my phone before & my phone corrected the spelling of it =P
Crotchless panties might actually be a good thing for a 6 month old. might be easier to change her diaper.
Traditionally in china babies always wear crotchless pants and are potty trained from birth. It is much easier and more convenient.
Guys?! Your comments were actually funnier to read throug than the autocorrect
Wow… first off, I LOVE camo pants, and not because of the camo pattern or what they supposedly represent. They are comfortable, the pockets are huge, the knees and bottom are double layered for durability and the crotch is… generous. If you get wet they dry very quickly and they allow you a high degree of movement that is perfect for active, outdoor type stuff. Also they make great work pants because any stains are hard to see among the camo pattern so I don’t worry as much about messing them up. And yes, I also play paintball… does this make me a killer? Don’t be ridiculous. Plus, whenever I pass one of those good ol’ boys in their bright orange hats, I get a silent nod of approval, for what it’s worth.
Here here!
Of course, military issue camo pants have a tendency to rip out at the crotch seams because they’re cut baggy, so the whole idea of crotchless camo pants isn’t all that far fetched.