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Sleep mastery


Posted on February 20th 2012 by jmadison


    8 Responses

  1. Did she completely overlook the follow-up text balloon in her disgust, or is she just teasing?

  2. Sammi says:

    He was trying to say “mastering sleep”? What is that? Or did he really mean masturbating but then changed it because it was to his mom?

  3. Fat Old Broad says:

    Masturbating helps me master sleep, so it doesn’t have to be two separate things.

  4. Darryl says:

    Where is the “he” implied?

  5. Erik says:

    “When last we met i was but the the learner, now I am the master”
    “Only the master of masturbating, Darth!”

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