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You’re acting like a psycho bitch! XD
“I love you for who you ate” Soooo they’ve seen True Blood then!
Same with the guy taking off the girl’s pantyliner with his teeth.
Ewwwkay.
FTW.
That’s pretty AMAZE-BALLS! (whatever that means)
First time I read it (and again today) I thought that was going to be the autocorrect.
Me too =)
And both times I nearly missed the real autocorrect because I was trying to figure out how that would be funny.
Same here
Yes, telling her she’s acting like a psycho bitch will help you
Word! I bet you he really was cheating on her!
lol and yet, if that hadnt been there this would have been flooded with “omg overreact much?!?!” replies
Yeah, I’m sure that is going to be a long lasting relationship…
see, she starts off saying she won’t let him down again, so i’m guessing she’s had issues in the past. most likely some sort of psycho bitch nonsense. AMAZE-BALLS!!
I love you and I dream about the Fuhrer
I agree with the Green balloon there. Burst out laughing when I read that one!
Tears in the eyes, that was the funniest out of the entire bunch!
Zat vun eez devunately zee best… zieg hail!!!
probably could have been a real valentine from Nazi Germany! (This one is a keeper, he loves our Fuhrer!)
Looks like things worked out for the best for Danny :/
Danny’s a bit of a dick, if ya ask me!
A dick?! Really!? She told him to go fuck himself and called him a pig, she is a psycho bitch!
So you just expect her to be all calm when told something like that? Figures, considering you are a GUY.
Normal people don’t go from “I love you” to “fuck you” that quickly.If they’re not drama seeking over-reacting psycho bitches anyway.
Actually, I’m pretty sure you’d act crazy psycho bitch if your boyfriend said he was cheating on you, too.
I agree with Aly…
Yes they do. If “I love you” is met with “haha I’m doing somebody else” (as it appears) then would you react with “I still love you”? I wouldn’t.
Maybe my perception of ‘normal’ is set a bit to high. No one else takes the more rational route?
If something like that comes up, the conversation goes from text to phone, to in person before i’m going to start saying things I might regret.
Anyway, all that is unimportant because I was just agreeing that she was being a bit of a psycho bitch. Which all of you agree with too.
If what you’re trying to say is justification for her actions than thats a different argument all together. To that i say if something needs justifcation it can’t be considered normal.
I’m a guy, so i don’t understand strong surges of uncontrollable emotion. Sorry.
yea MARC your pussy bitch. if your bitch steps outta line you call her a psycho bitch and shove it down her throat
Male Chauvinist Pig!!!!!
I sincerely hope that’s a Robbie Williams reference… if it is, marry me!
i feel like everyone is assuming waaay too much based on one conversation. haha
Everybody just needs to calm down and make love to each other by huge tire, agreed?
Maybe if you spell “panties” right, you could avoid the gross…LOL
exact thought i had!
lol @ “and by that I mean…….”
LMAO! “We did not do it in a junkyard.” Epic!
Ahhhhh… My knight in shunning armpit. Hopefully he will fart on me all weekend. Hahahahahahaah
I like the shunning armpit too… I have to use that line…
“You’re acting like a psycho bitch”
Hey, she’s the one that got the impression you’re cheating on her.
Didn’t bother to clarify or wait for a response — just whipped out the scorched-earth verbology? Sounds a little psycho.
@Sheik: I’ve seen a lot of your posts on here and just NOW got the joke… LOL
There’s obviously some kind of history there. Maybe he cheated before.
yes, trust me, odds are she’s got some reason to overreact. sure there’s a chance she could just be the type to go all apeshit when until that autocorrect she had no reason to suspect a thing, but something tells me (and those ones usually have a backstory with them that they’d been working through some infidelity) she had good reason to freak.
Sheik Yerbouti!!! hahahahaha
The untold story…
They were in counselling because she constantly freaks out and acts like a psycho bitch in front of anyone and everyone.
Looks like we need a new program and dosage.
The REAL untold story: They had past issues with him cheating, and so she had reason to overreact. I present as Exhibit A: “I thought we worked through this!”
See your all looking at what he says then she says. Look at her first comment. She said “I wont let you down anymore i promise.” Everyone pays attention to all the comments after the first but fail to remember how the conversation went.
LMAO!! Blasted the office with laughter on these….Chicken flatulence, diarrhea lips and to be farted on all weekend – nice =P
lol. In that order, right?
you would be my knight in a shunning armpit.. OMG!!!
Diarrhea lips
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XD XD
“I’m going to fart on you all the weekend.”
I’m pretty sure there’s people out there who find this romantic.
Bahahaha
o-o On one of them, the name is Anthony De, and then it cuts off. That’s awfully close to my name, ending in Luze. wtf??
“We made love by a huge tire” made me cry with laughter.
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fuck you d-bag!!
How many times did you pull this shit? This is DYAC, not ‘I don’t feel like paying for an ad so I’ll stick it wherever the fuck I can for free’. You make me sick!
“You’re acting like a phsyco b*tch”
…Well, maybe I AM pretty insane, but I can say that I wouldn’t have taken that news lightly, either. And I’m guessing that there was history behind it from the “I thought we worked through this”…Unless SHE was cheating on HIM; “I won’t let you down again” paired with his attempt at saying “Good, because I’m counting on you”…
Chicken Flatulence was one of my favorites on here, right behind “Punishments!”
Hahaha
Anyone else find it weird that one of the two people involved in that “psycho bitch” conversation thought it was funny enough to send to DYAC?? I don’t think its funny… Made me kind of uncomfortable…
It’s a screen capture from the girl’s phone. And yeah it’s a downer isn’t it.