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10 Romantic Moments Ruined By Autocorrect


Posted on February 10th 2012 by jmadison


    65 Responses

  1. muffin man says:

    You’re acting like a psycho bitch! XD

  2. Kat says:

    “I love you for who you ate” Soooo they’ve seen True Blood then! ;)

  3. Ashley says:

    That’s pretty AMAZE-BALLS! (whatever that means)

  4. ramyrang says:

    Yes, telling her she’s acting like a psycho bitch will help you

  5. sockpuppet says:

    I love you and I dream about the Fuhrer

  6. Bob says:

    Looks like things worked out for the best for Danny :/

  7. Marc says:

    Danny’s a bit of a dick, if ya ask me!

    • Michael Phelps says:

      A dick?! Really!? She told him to go fuck himself and called him a pig, she is a psycho bitch!

      • Michaela says:

        So you just expect her to be all calm when told something like that? Figures, considering you are a GUY.

        • Sense says:

          Normal people don’t go from “I love you” to “fuck you” that quickly.If they’re not drama seeking over-reacting psycho bitches anyway.

          • Aly says:

            Actually, I’m pretty sure you’d act crazy psycho bitch if your boyfriend said he was cheating on you, too.

          • VZG says:

            Yes they do. If “I love you” is met with “haha I’m doing somebody else” (as it appears) then would you react with “I still love you”? I wouldn’t.

          • Sense says:

            Maybe my perception of ‘normal’ is set a bit to high. No one else takes the more rational route?

            If something like that comes up, the conversation goes from text to phone, to in person before i’m going to start saying things I might regret.

            Anyway, all that is unimportant because I was just agreeing that she was being a bit of a psycho bitch. Which all of you agree with too.

            If what you’re trying to say is justification for her actions than thats a different argument all together. To that i say if something needs justifcation it can’t be considered normal.

            I’m a guy, so i don’t understand strong surges of uncontrollable emotion. Sorry.

    • TINI says:

      yea MARC your pussy bitch. if your bitch steps outta line you call her a psycho bitch and shove it down her throat

    • nicole says:

      i feel like everyone is assuming waaay too much based on one conversation. haha

  8. Irene Survivor says:

    Maybe if you spell “panties” right, you could avoid the gross…LOL

  9. Darryl says:

    lol @ “and by that I mean…….”

  10. MaxV61 says:

    LMAO! “We did not do it in a junkyard.” Epic!

  11. AJ says:

    Ahhhhh… My knight in shunning armpit. Hopefully he will fart on me all weekend. Hahahahahahaah

  12. Nick says:

    I like the shunning armpit too… I have to use that line…

  13. Madeline says:

    “You’re acting like a psycho bitch”

    Hey, she’s the one that got the impression you’re cheating on her.

    • Didn’t bother to clarify or wait for a response — just whipped out the scorched-earth verbology? Sounds a little psycho.

      • Crakkerz says:

        @Sheik: I’ve seen a lot of your posts on here and just NOW got the joke… LOL

      • OtherGuest says:

        There’s obviously some kind of history there. Maybe he cheated before.

        • Katie says:

          yes, trust me, odds are she’s got some reason to overreact. sure there’s a chance she could just be the type to go all apeshit when until that autocorrect she had no reason to suspect a thing, but something tells me (and those ones usually have a backstory with them that they’d been working through some infidelity) she had good reason to freak.

      • Thatgirl says:

        Sheik Yerbouti!!! hahahahaha

    • Crakkerz says:

      The untold story…

      They were in counselling because she constantly freaks out and acts like a psycho bitch in front of anyone and everyone.

      Looks like we need a new program and dosage.

      • OmegaX123 says:

        The REAL untold story: They had past issues with him cheating, and so she had reason to overreact. I present as Exhibit A: “I thought we worked through this!”

        • Your Name says:

          See your all looking at what he says then she says. Look at her first comment. She said “I wont let you down anymore i promise.” Everyone pays attention to all the comments after the first but fail to remember how the conversation went.

  14. KeepItSimple01 says:

    LMAO!! Blasted the office with laughter on these….Chicken flatulence, diarrhea lips and to be farted on all weekend – nice =P

  15. LMAO says:

    you would be my knight in a shunning armpit.. OMG!!!

  16. Megusta says:

    Diarrhea lips :-) ~~~~ (_)_)

  17. Hans Olo says:

    “I’m going to fart on you all the weekend.”

    I’m pretty sure there’s people out there who find this romantic.

  18. mindy1 says:

    Bahahaha

  19. _s1mbuh says:

    o-o On one of them, the name is Anthony De, and then it cuts off. That’s awfully close to my name, ending in Luze. wtf??

  20. Atli says:

    “We made love by a huge tire” made me cry with laughter.

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  22. CynicalSquid says:

    “You’re acting like a phsyco b*tch”
    …Well, maybe I AM pretty insane, but I can say that I wouldn’t have taken that news lightly, either. And I’m guessing that there was history behind it from the “I thought we worked through this”…Unless SHE was cheating on HIM; “I won’t let you down again” paired with his attempt at saying “Good, because I’m counting on you”…

  23. Raquel says:

    Chicken Flatulence was one of my favorites on here, right behind “Punishments!” :D Hahaha

  24. Sara says:

    Anyone else find it weird that one of the two people involved in that “psycho bitch” conversation thought it was funny enough to send to DYAC?? I don’t think its funny… Made me kind of uncomfortable…

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