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Myke Hawke (“my cock”), really? I suppose that’s one of the two dicks he needs to rub together.
I know of a Mike Rapp….
The other is probably the carrotpenis.
where the fuk does carrotpenis come frm???….
Pirates of the Caribbean? “Privates of the carrotpenis”
Actually… yes, really. Born Mykel A.G. “Hawke” Pierce. He’s a retired Green Beret.
So if you accidentally drop the L off the end of his first name, and use his military callsign instead of his real last name, you get “Myke Hawke”.
He prefers his callsign over his last name anyway, which is why the survival knife made by Tops Knives is called the “Hawke’s Hellion 2020″. So it’s relatively easy to end up with “Myke Hawke”.
Who’s cares, we are trying to laugh and your messing it up!!!! get rid of the seriousness spear
Reading this website while drinking coffee is a dangerous thing to do.
I agree. I just got coffee all over the table
wow yes it is.. lmao. i LOVE THIS SITE..
Indeed it is…*choke*
I almost choked on the bagel I was eating. This site is dangerous!
Dr? Shouldn’t you be aboard the frigate, instead of eating Frenchified bread and laughing uncontrollably? (Great screen name!)
Worse: on the toilet
Worst: you have guests over
how many laptops/ keyboards hav u run through doing so?
I think now she/he only use spill resistant / weather resistant laptop.
This website cracks me up everytime..These sort of autocorrects are always happening to me. Brill
The GANDALFTHEGREY one STILL makes me laugh hysterically. It’s never not funny.
That was awesome!
YOU SHALL NOT BOWL!!
privates of the carrotpenis!
He didn’t mean to say Carrotpenis…but he meant to say Privates???
Probably pirates of the carribean
Privates of the Caribbean is probably a porno?
Betcha it’s cable softporn too!
I am sooo going to badonkadonk every day now!
Lets Badonkadonk !! Hahahahahaha
Thank you DYAC for making me laugh everyday. Tears rolling, sides hurting = awesome. I can’t even read them aloud to friends cuz I can’t stop laughing. Keep going, this is some funny shiz. =D
Agreed! This site helps me burn lots of calories with the non-stop laughing and frequent rolling around on the floor.
LOL!
Who CARES if they’re real or not?? They’re FUNNY if you pretend that they are. And if you don’t want to do that, then just go away and don’t bother the rest of us who actually want to laugh!
You must lead a very sad life, and I’d really hate to be you. =(
Not everyone labels their contacts like you. Not everyone takes the time and care to thumb their messages careful. Not everyone double & triple check the posts before hitting send. Just because people aren’t mirror copies of you and your standards doesn’t mean the posts aren’t legit.
For example, I really don’t believe people walk around with large sticks shoved up their ass; therefore, I could deduce that your post is fake and you are really just a troll looking for attention.
…And he deleted his comment..lawl
Now I’m intensely curious as to what the comment you were responding to said.
Ditto
Awesome logic!
America’s Got Tourettes.
Oh my god I died. XDDD
I would actually watch that show!!
I’ve often suspected as much…
CARROTPENIS!!
Judging by the last line, Lizzie from AC #7 here is Scorpion.
HAHHAHAHA YES! I was wondering what else that could possibly be a reference to :L
“Holy shit. I run Damn You Autocorrect. This is not supposed to happen to me.”
That one wouldn’t be half as funny if it hadn’t gotten Jillian of all people XD
“When you were young you were private of carrotpenis…”
Haha I see what you did there (and now your version of the song is stuck in my head)
Lol I was reading it on the train and I just couldnt control my laughter and burst out laughing and everyone was like WTF!?
Hey, where’s the one about the Special cucumber unit?
One does not simply escape from AutoCarrot, Jillian! =D
I freakin’ LOVELOVELOVE this site!
Love the idea of two hot dicks rubbing together…
Um…that was supposed to be a joke on two of my faves from here, but came out rather creepy.
Anyway…
DYACADDICT! <3
[makes me glad I don't have a phone]
Just to be smart I noticed after the dick bit you also wrote DYCADDICT!,(for giggles i removed the A in it)
Lulz Law and Order XD, and bowling with gandolf gets me everytime XD
Deadly Halitosis! no magic will stop that one.
This isn’t a good idea to be on DYAC while being in class… Trying not to laugh too hard!
I love this site. It is never not funny. And as a bonus anyone near me while I browse this site gives me odd looks and asks what’s so funny but I’m too busy trying to catch my breath to answer them. I really wish my own phone could do screenshots (it’s not an iPhone) cause I am always having odd autocorrects and odd talk-to-texts.
my friend’s ex-wife makes $76/hr on the internet. She has been fired from work for 10 months but last month her income was $8388 just working on the internet for a few hours. Here’s the site to read more…makecash20.com
I want a tshirt that says simply “Let’s Badonkadonk.” lol
I don’t care if some people purposely make up “autocorrects” just to get them on here. Most of them are “tears running down my face, can hardly catch my breath” funny! I love it!
And now that my husband has an iPhone I will have lots of material to add! LOL!
What broke me up (okay, they all did, loved bowling with Gandalf) was the attempt to correct “finding homo” with “Finding HOMO”!!!!
Haha, “Anal planet”!
That’s gotta be Uranus I guess
This one had me laughing even harder than any of the autocorrects. Classic!
5000 people went to see Harry Potter and the Deadly Halitosis.
Gee, I wonder, was Harry ever able to beat out the dreaded Cough?