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that just messed up as autocorrect, but well funny
grandma is homosexual! i’m getting fisted! xD
Omg I can’t decide if this is the best of the month or EPIC PENIS. Both actually made me laugh loudly.
I can’t stop laughing at this… I love when there are multiples! Epic Penis was hilarious, but this one got me big time (perhaps because I’m a Grandma)!
this is great but not as good as Epic penis!
What a great comment.
But yeah, I immediately wondered which one was better; this one’s going to have me going for a while.
Grandma likes to be called Homo Hot Lips now.
Shes very popular at the nursing home.
Especially with the women.
See? Try to type with your butt cheeks and these are the simple kinds of mistakes you can make.
Grandma is a homosexual with hot lips, and she is fisting me right now!
At least grandma isn’t a homosexual with an epic penis!
I just shit My pants!!! lol jk! LMAOPromotionalkittenbasket
So glad the LMAOPromotionalkittenbasket is still floating around!!!!!
Homo Hot Lips is the name of my new band! XD
What club are you in??? XD
If you ever bring that awesome band Epic Penis with ya on a tour, I’m so there, man!
LOL damn, my stomach hurts from laughing
Deanna’s phone knows wayyyy too much about her private life….
Grandma??? what happend to her??? D:
She got run over by a reindeer… spent the last month in the hospital recovering.
Absoliutely one of 10 Best!
Just think: Hot Lips Houlihan worked at a hospital.
Exactly. I was just thinking “Did Loretta Switt come out of the closet??”
I can’t breathe. LMAO I love it when people try to quickly correct it and more auto corrects kick in.
Reminds me of the “I have a huge rod/I have a huge rodent problem” skit from Austin Powers. “I am getting fisted now.” Yeah, maybe we should speak English. That way I won’t misread the subtitles and think you’re saying something naughty.
lmaoo too funny
I don’t quite see how grandma being homosexual is great news…
What if Grandma was a lonely widow who’d endured a loveless marriage and the drudgery of being a suburban housewife, until finally, after years of denying her thwarted dreams and suppressed longings, she worked up the courage to ask out Mabel from her church group? *hurries off to write screenplay*
I would totally watch this movie!!!
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I too would watch that! but what would make it even better is if the husband turns out to be alive after 10 years.. dundundunnnnnnnn… and then he comes home while grandma is having her way with mabel and he goes crazy and shoots grandma, then mabel, then himself. The End!
wow.. my humor always turns dark.. *foreheadsmack* loool
Oh Lord!!! I think I wet my pants this is hilarious!
Omg I’m still giggling, it’s almost 1:00 AM and I don’t want to wake up anybody, curse you DYAC!
This is probably one of the very best I’ve read in the entire site!
I totally agree. Seen from a danish pov, this could be the funniesr dyac ive read in a long time – even though Epic penis is pretty hilarious
The world is full of asswaffles.
This wins.
I made the most disgusting sound that was meant to be a laugh when I read “homo hot lips.” It sounding like a donkey yelling at the computer.
Alas, I know that sound well. Mix in a bit of Dick Dasterdly’s dog Mutley, and that’s my regular.
That made me laugh harder than the autocorrect – probably because I am so familiar with that sound.
Then I made that sound several time while laughing about it.
If my mom ever got fisted, I know I would appreciate a play-by-play.
dear god i love these ones where they keep digging that grave. it’s ok to take a sec, breath in, steady those thumbs, etc
I find it funny that the receiver was only focused on homo hot lips, while their mom was being fisted XD
Doesn’t this scream fake to anyone else? I think this is completely made up, and it is not funny.
Who cares if it’s made up? And your definition of funny clearly differs from mine. And everyone else’s, apparently.
It has indeed fake flashing all over it. So no, you’re not the only one who doesn’t find this funny.
Or maybe I’ve been lurking the dyac pages for too long.
What people don’t find funny is people screaming “fake” in the comments. If you don’t like it, move on to one of the thousands of other DYAC’s on this site instead of trying to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Word!
It’s probably staged. But say it’s not. Why does auto correct always go directly to slang words that most normal people would never use? I find that a LOT on this site. Still funny, I’m still a fan, just wondering
share the link of EPIC PENIS please
EPIC PENIS:
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/16441/allergic-to-bees/
Well, if grandma has no epic penis, what else she got to b a homosexual? Yes, that hot lips.
“I am getting fisted” LMFAO
I am getting fisted now….LMFAO That was awesome
fucking hilarious you cunt