“Irish chlamydia ring”? Are the Irish and European venereal diseases somehow different from the ones in other parts of the world that they would require rings to go with them?
Oh my god that is so funny! I just choked on my drink laughing so hard! My parents bdays are coming up. I so gotta get my dad a new shit dick and my mom a strap on. Wait never mind, I don’t wanna know what will be happening then .-.
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BAHAHAHAAHAHA! I died after it said I peed. And one person has 69% battery o.o
That would be the girl that wants to give her mother a huge strap-on.
If I remember correctly, it was a guy.
I think he just didn’t give a shit about the 69%
One of them has 24% battery.
I think you missed the “69″ joke.
has he ?
has he ?
Hahahaha real funny ★_★
“Irish chlamydia ring”? Are the Irish and European venereal diseases somehow different from the ones in other parts of the world that they would require rings to go with them?
The STDs make a magical four-sore clover pattern on your junk.
XD XD
That was a rather good comment.
Keep it alive!
Which, in this case, means that you *don’t* get lucky.
The best one is the chick who wants a new cunt, just because she immediately said “I put a lot of miles on it and red isn’t my color”. perfect.
IIIIIIIIkr!!! XD
My mom’s birthday is on its way. I really should get her anal beads, as she makes jewelry.
or walk into her with a strap-on . that should get her excited
“walk into her”
I’ll take “Unfortunate Typos, If You Know What I Mean” for $600, Alex.
lol
How do you know it was a typo. Maybe that’s exactly what they meant to say
Holy crap…I nearly peed myself, too freaking funny!!!
I agree.
I laughed so hard…. .-. I hope no one else in the house Underestimated me .-.
underestimated? or misunderstood?
Neither of those words make sense
I think you’re looking for “overheard”
I still think my iPhone has a dirty mind. I have to go to the bathroom now!!!
Cannot breathe from laughing XD XD
I’m crying due to laughing so hard.. They were all freaking hilarious if ya ask me.
I shit myself laughing so hard at those. HOLY CRAP thats funny…
They left out the mom that got “touched by an Asian”
I know rightttt!! that one was PERFECT! XD
AHAHAHAHA! “A new shit dick. Got it. Thanks mom” LOL
“…shit dick. Got it.’ Wiping tea off my monitor. XD
I lost it at “A new shit dick. Got it.”
LOL i saw 999 likes and click like
yaaay im the 1000th liker
Real funny
Strap-on gets me EVERY time.
Holy cowabunga!
Oh my god that is so funny! I just choked on my drink laughing so hard! My parents bdays are coming up. I so gotta get my dad a new shit dick and my mom a strap on. Wait never mind, I don’t wanna know what will be happening then .-.
thanks, my stomach hearts reading this
I think I almost died a very painful laughing death there! It all started with Holy Cowabunga! Lmaoooooooooo!!!
I laughed so hard that my cats jumped up in alarm and have gone hiding under the bed! I still have tears running down my face from laughing.
Holy cowabunga. That should be used daily.
he wants a new dick. a new dick. a new dick. a new dick. i’m calling you. why aren’t you answering?