15 Funniest Wrong Number Texts of 2011
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100 Responses
“in the end it doesnt even matter”..great response.
I wouldn’t even mind not going to the concert if my boss has that kind of sense of humor.
That response did totally rock!
OMG I’m so dumb I didn’t even get that joke until I saw your comment. Ha!
IKR!
Definitely!
Especially since he put his trust in her..
I was thinking the same thing.
Corrected first text: He is not free in America, he just think he is
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was in the “promote your political agenda” section of Damn You Auto Correct… silly me.
LmaO! i guess i missed that too.
I literally laughed out loud at the T-Rex one. It was adorable and clever
ha! me too!!
oh god..me too….have ya seen “Meet the Robinsons”?….ahh…nm
“Seize the boy!… WHY AREN’T YOU SEIZING THE BOY!?!?!”
“(i have a big head… and tiny arms…!!!)”
Lol, I loved that scene!!
Bowler Hat Guy: Now, my slave, seize the boy!
[T-rex traps Lewis in the corner, but has trouble grabbing him]
Bowler Hat Guy: What’s going on? Why aren’t you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: I have a big head and little arms. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
[Bowler Hat Guy glares into his handset]
T-Rex: Master?
Sadly, it’s been brachiosaurus not Brontosaurus for years.
Geez and I looked it up and I’m wrong… It’s now Apatosaurus. Weird. And I thought it was the brontosaurus that was my favorite growing up, but turns out it was always the brachiosaurus. Some stupid teacher led me astray!
Is your name Ross Geller by any chance?
I was thinking it was a play on calling the guy bro. Bro-ntosaurus.
AWESOMENESS.
I believe the corrected response would be apatosaurus, not brontosaurus.
I hope they found Treyshon. It’s terrible when your negro friends go missing.
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
lmao i’m dying from laughter
Lol the boss is awesome for qouting a linkin park song
P into your V? Are you fucking 9 years old?
Harsh dad
I’m gonna put my B into your A
F-ing EPIC.
That dad rocks.
I couldn’t help but hear Red Forman’s voice in my head as I read that one.
RED FORMAN ROCKS!!
LMAO.. OMG GURRL YOU GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAAYYY….
This one made me laugh the hardest!!
That was by far the best! I picture some 55 year old woman getting the little head bob as she wrote that too. Awesome.
LOL!! I died laughing from that one!!
Alright, lets try this wrong….OMG GURRL YOU GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAAYYY
I’m a grill.
haha that is hilarious!! I laughed so hard!
That’s the sort of thing that used to happen to me all the time! Someone carved my number on a bench, and I’d get random ass texts from 10 year olds!
That would be really disturbing. Maybe they thought you were Michael Jackson and want him to get their ass pics.
The first one’s not funny
Well, at least you have the freedom to express your opinion about it.
IN AMERICA.
*eagles*
yeah, all that ott patriotic shit kinda killed any jokes like that for me.
What do you mean? That was frickin’ AWESOME!
I think I died laughing over the Tuna one… & “Dear Random intoxicated person” LOL Laughed till I cried!!!
“in the end it doesn’t even matter…best response! LOL They were all funny and clever.
Dad, naw….
LOVE the boss’s response! T-Rex was freaking awesome too!
What is DTF?
down to fuck
Down To Fuck
down to f**k
It means “down to fuck”.
It means “down to fuck”. NOT something you want to be texting your mom. Repeatedly…
Down To Fart
Bahahahaha down to fart?? Lol
Lmfao!!
Totally read that just as my bf started making random farting noises (don’t ask) and laughed my ass off. XD
I don’t think she needed five people to answer one question lol. Whatever though it’s good to help.
Oddly enough, they all did it in an 8 minute period!
Destroy The Freudians. They hate shrinks.
I didn’t know what DTF mean either…. I had to ask my 13 year old son what that meant and he knew. I don’t understand all this junk. HPV, STD, HIV, AIDS, CLAP…… DTF REALLY?
Umm…really? You’re comparing HPV, STD, HIV & AIDS to DTF? DTF is an abbreviation of urban slang. It’s hard for parents to keep up with the “lingo”, so it’s understandable that some people don’t know what it means. HPV, STD, HIV & AIDS, however, are all things parents are supposed to know what they are so that they can raise their children not to have unprotected sex or do drugs. :\
I think Sondra was being ironic.
…don’tcha think?
Aren’t all the first bunch of acronyms so prevalent becase of the second?
I had to google it. Who knew 33 was so old?
What does dtf mean?
I just looked it up in urban dictionary. DTF means “down to fuck.”
DTF = Down To Fuck
how about you read the comment which is directly above yours? moron.
Rude baby.
lol makes sense knowing the meaning
DTF = Down to fuck
Love the ham sandwich instead of the vag pic! lol
i think it might have been roast beef
LOLOOLOLOL
“B in your A”, was the best respone!
And the girl that philosophised about her boyfriends sperm XD
And of course the guy, that answered 3 SMS to that drunk girl/boy XDDD
And the “grill” XDDDD
creepy text from dad to daughter….ew!!!!
http :// knowyourmeme . com / memes / y-u-no-guy
y u no let me cum inside u
HAHAHAHA THIS! Either his girlfriend is young enough to know her internet memes or the Dad is just a total loser…
lmao the one i laughed at the hardest was a random text from someone in my area… wrong number brontosaurus!
The one where the Dad is sending dirty texts to his daughter thinking it’s his girlfriend is just ICK!
The fact that the dad keeps dating girls with the same name as his daughter is slightly disturbing….
totally fabricated…
I’m definitely thinking food.
As am I. Always.
OMG. One of my nicknames is Trish and my boyfriend’s name is Josh(ua)
That one made me LOL
i got my new number and some girls gram texted asking if i got my dress…i told her she had the wrong number…she then called and asked why i had her grand-daughters phone…called back about 3 weeks later to appoligize to me…i asked how she looked in the dress:-)
OMG GURRL YOU GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAAYYY? – I swear this almost killed me! Just laughed so damn hard I almost peed!
OMG GURRL YOU GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAAYYY? – I swear this almost killed me! Just laughed so damn hard I almost peed!
am i the only only one who thought the “pretend to be my roomate” thing was funny….
No, I thought that one was funny…my mother was sure my roommate was my “roommate” for a while. I think she was disappointed when she found out we were really just roommates.
haha, my “roommate” actualy is my roommate. so its easy to keep our story straight. (<see what i did there?)
Nice one
I loved the “roommate” one! I laughed so freaking hard I started crying! I mean it when I say crying! The best part is when his mom said “Ok do you want me to pretend that I didn’t see that? And pretend not to know what I’ve known since you were 5?!” that made me lol!
Linkin Park? I’d prefer to go see Kinky Fuck myself.
the texts with douchebag replies like the last one aren’t even funny… just some idiots trying to sound like smartasses instead of leaving a simple “wrong number:
Im gonna put my B into your A
RED FOREMAN’S VOICE.
totally.
Hilarious
So what should I tell the boss my aunt died car broke down? nah! Hey Ken your a cunt for not given me time off so I ain’t coming into work today! In the end it doesn’t even matter! still fired
Omg the receivers are so incredibly witty! Hahaha