The 15 Funniest Autocorrects From December 2011
These were the 15 most popular autocorrect submissions sent into this site in December, 2011. Congratulations to the submitters!
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I have a couple of exams next week that I’m really stressing about but this truly got rid of the stress! Now I’m sitting here crying with laughter!
same here dude!
I know right? I think this is the best one I’ve read. I have been puking all day, and still laughed so hard I have tears!
Definitely the best “Funniest Autocorrects from [Insert Month Here]“!! I have tears!
weeping.
Birdseed!
Ridiculous auto cat rectal!
XD
Yes! I think that’s my new favorite curse word. Birdseed!
Best laughter I had in weeks. This auto correct is awesome. Post some more please
The one wit the coke is the best
i agree with all four things you said! Hilarious!!! (and that is one reason why i NEVER use the auto-thing when texting!)
Well, you sould use it so you end up with stuff like this that you can post xD
This is amazing. I had my own bad auto correct experience this year. I was using the dictation on my photo to send a text to my boyfriend. In the text I meant to say, “I’m dictating right now” but what it sent to him was “I’m dick tasting right now.” Oops.
would’ve been awesome to have seen his face then, wouldnt it?!
*phone, not photo
damn auto correct.
OMG!! I DIED LAUGHING FROM THESE!! WOW I NEVER NEW AUTOCORRECT DID THAT STUUF, IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME! SUCKS FOR THEM!!
Haven’t laughed this hard in months……and was so glad that I turned the auto-correct off.
I literally can’t breathe right now, these are hilarious.
OMG I had to keep wiping the tears away to see what I was reading. I have laughed so hard my abs are killing me!
OMG this was hifuckinglarious!!!!
I seriously can’t not breathe, I just may have peed myself…
i was laughing so hard and crying i thought my kids were going to freak out!
Me too!!!! I’m surprised I didn’t wake up the entire house!
Thanks to DYAC I’ve perfected the art of laughing silently
LMAO, me too! Because everyone things I’m “doing my homework”.
“Birdseed” IS actually used as a curseword in Jamaican patios. Birdseed, Birdcage, and Bloodseed are all used as more light hearted derogatory terms. The autocorrect on that persons phone must be Jamaican.
Ummm, Jamaican PATIOS? They only use these terms on their patios? Haha! I think you got autocorrected!
Patios is a language (pronounced patwa). Look it up.
Patois not patios! I’m laughing even harder now!!!!
ROFL!
i just peed in bed laughing so hard
BEST one EVER!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIRDSEED!
OMFG!! I am so in fuckin tears. This shit was hilarious! Hi5
OMG! That is powerful medicine. For God’s sake, take printouts of this to the local cancer ward. Does this break some kind of laughter record? What would happen if a whole stadium of people read these at once?
It’d probably collapse!
The titty scale would probably break! I had to take off my glasses and wipe the tears off of them!!!! God I love this sight……..ROFLMAO!!!!!
damnit now my mascara is all in my eyes. i’ve gotten pretty good at keeping myself together while reading DYAC, but this one was excruciatingly funny. i couldn’t stop laughing for a loooong time
OMG this is friggin’ HILARIOUS. I’m dying!
Hahaha “the titty scale”
Birdseed! made me laugh the hardest.
Best auto correct of all time, true story…My husband texts me “Call me, its impotent” I say “What the hell? Im at work, what do you expect me to do about that?!” He says “IMPORTANT!!!!!” LOL!!!!!!!!!
Was having a shitty morning till i read these, havent laughted this hard in awhile. thanks and keep them coming
The second one kind of pissed me off “oh lol guys they used a meme this is the funniest thing ever”.
But after that, the “my mom got murdered!” one had me dying of laughter (no pun intended), and even more so after the holocaust one xD
not to mention “Birdseed!”
To be honest, to someone who doesn’t know the meme this WOULD still be hilarious. You gotta look past that part and think about how the face looks. It’s the perfect reaction! If it wasn’t a way overused meme you’d be laughing, you gotta admit.
I have no idea what a meme is and have never seen that picture, and I found that one hilarious!
Not as funny as birdseed tho!
My mint tea came out of my nose. Yes, really, not auto correct, from laughing.
very very funny, I should send in mine ,,,
Made me f****** laugh. Too funny!
hahahahahaha, lmao theses are funny, especially the first one
HILARIOUS! omg i’m short of breath now! The one with the coke can is the best!
I have had a horrible week and this has truly helped put me in a better mood, you can’t help but laugh!!
touched by an Asian!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA so funny. crackin up(:
The best was the Chocolate Shart, i nearly burst my side laughing
And the guy from Home Depot laughed at him for 5 straight minutes. LOL!
I had to step out into the hall to avoid disturbing the office on that one. Can you imagine what that color might look like?
Chocolate Shart – THE BEST!! LMAO!! Tearings rolling down cheeks…HAHA.
To the girl who rated the earthquake on a pretty unconventional scale: I love you too.
Holy Moly!!! My sides, my face, my stomach all hurt from laughing till tears appeared. So glad I’m working remotely today, other wise my co-workers would have run me outta the office for just loosing it! Just when i thought I could regain my composure and breath…I’d scroll to the next one and start all over again. My day is now complete!
OMG the first one just killed me already. DONG, NOT DONG. Fridge auto cucumber!
I’ve laughed so hard, my head hurts. These would be great therapy for a depressed person.
Oh, they are. I’m a depressed person and this site’s better than Lexapro.
I should not have read these almost un-did my week old hernia repair
I clicked on a link to this page from one of my friends FB posts. I have had a horrible week, as my grandmother passed away. I must say, this made me laugh so hard. Thank you to whomever put this together. I really appreciate it!
OMG….I laughed so hard on the “Hey..come over my mom got murdered” My abs HATE me right now I laughed so hard I cried tears.
So funny, my sides hurt so much, haven’t laughed this hard in ages… keep em coming…
Married men don’t get lapdances… ha!
I have one thing to say: Buy and Android phone!
iPhones suck!
Titty scale….pretty damn funny.
Omg!!!!! Never read these after puking for a couple of days along with muscle cramps! I have tears rolling down my cheeks! Oh the pain but I needed the laugh!!!
Thanks for the laughs! I’m sitting waiting to go in for an MRI. This was the best anxiety reliever!perhaps they should hand out stuff like this rather then Ativan to help relieve the anxiety! Thanks again:-)
touched by an asian LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I DIED xD
Damn you, damnyouautocorrect.com! I had a headache before I started reading this and every time I laughed my head just pounded but I could NOT stop reading and laughing!
this site is the best therapy EVER
my children thought I was having a breakdown due to the uncontollable laughing until they actually read what I was reading hehe thanks for making me laugh so much !! ps I am normaly a right miserable git !!
OMG… I was just told about this site and I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
Just one question… Don’t people read what they type before they hit send?