Auto Correct: Text replacement, Replace as you type or AutoCorrect is a function commonly found in word processors such as Microsoft Word and programming for Apple Inc. products including the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. Its principal purpose is as part of the spell checker to correct common spelling or typing errors, saving time for the user. It is also used to automatically format text or insert special characters by recognising particular character usage, saving the user from having to use more tedious functions.
I love how everyone informed Sarah of the same thing all at the same time, probably all sure they were the first to post the correction. Haha, still funny. (:
You know, I was thinking that too, but then, with an online blog-style news feed like that…. who’s to say the journalist in question wasn’t using a tablet? It’s entirely possible it was, infact, autocorrect…
This doesn’t add up. Math lab? Does that equal a meth lab? Is it a greater threat or a lesser threat? Did the police divide before conquering? Were there multiple reports? Is this just a fraction of the story? What are the odds that this is even funny?
“Just saying”. Kids this is why you don’t do math, it makes you shout out stupid puns. So tell your teachers no and run to the nearest parent or officer.
The pun-ishment for your post is having to read more puns. Can’t figure out what I’m saying? To simply sum it up, puns are funny, but only if you’re smart enough to appreciate them. Otherwise, you’re the product of a poor education system.
The police could not believe their luck, the probability for finding a Meth lab is not great. The law of averages must of been on their side. The reporter has stated there are more variables to this story, apparently there are multiple evidence yet to be discovered. The police have urged the public to work simultaneously to achieve the correct result. This could be good to build a stronger relationship between the police and the public. The correlation for investing on Police drug units and shutting down meth labs are stronger according to reports.
I didn’t know math labs were illegal lol…We used to have this thing in college called my math lab , we always used to joke around and call it my meth lab lol
Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if Big Brother decided to ban math and other skills that promote higher thinking soon. I mean we’ve already got indefinite arbitrary detention, the rest of Orwell’s fantasies are not far off.
It starts off innocent with a little algebra at a party then your friends talk into doing doing nightly integrals and pretty soon your on the street corner selling your body for a few differential equations
It ACTUALLY was a math lab, you stupid fucks. The police were surprised because their tip-off was pulling their leg. It was literally a math lab. Not meth. There are no fucking typos or autocorrects here. God damn you people are stupid fucking cunts. ~ Kevin Bacon
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I don’t get it. What’s the autocorrect?
math lab..i didn’t get it at first either
Math lab instead of meth lab
It says MATH LAB!!!
You bust a Meth lab, not a math lab.
Check the headline again.
LOOK CLOSER!!!
It says ‘Math’ Lab…should be ‘Meth’. You know, drugs, not numbers….
*METH
MATH lab, not meth…
@Sarah: Suspected “MATH” Lab. Should be METH, unless you think Math is bad
math is aweful they sould bust math labs too
I bet you think they should bust grammar and spelling labs as well. Stay in school.
hahaha! grammar and spelling school…because she mispelled awful and didn’t put the comma in between the labs and too.
She also misspelled “should”.
And forgot a capital letter at the beginning of her sentence and a full stop at the end. I’m with Dyac.
Are u guys serious? Who cares if this girl didn’t use perfect grammar and spelling on a DYAC comment. Shut up!
Depends on her whoring potential. If she is ugly she should definately stay in school.
METH Not MATH!! It took me a minute too!! LMAO!!
MATH lab — METH lab
meth
Math lab, meth lab. They’re just the same, aren’t they?
EXACTLY ITS ALL EVIL!!!!
Math instead of Meth ? har har , eh ? har ?
not funny… *yawn*
It isn’t a mathematics lab they found.
Auto Correct: Text replacement, Replace as you type or AutoCorrect is a function commonly found in word processors such as Microsoft Word and programming for Apple Inc. products including the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. Its principal purpose is as part of the spell checker to correct common spelling or typing errors, saving time for the user. It is also used to automatically format text or insert special characters by recognising particular character usage, saving the user from having to use more tedious functions.
UH, she said what is THE autocorrect, not what IS autocorrect.
Uhhh, cool story bro?
I dont know if anyone told you yet, but it should say meth not math. Jesus people you dont need to tell her 50 times lol
That’s what I was thinking! I’m sure once or twice was enough.
p.s. It’s meant to say ‘meth’ lab, not ‘math’ lab.
No shit!
Nice trolling!
LOL Oh noes! Call MIT, quick. Ahaha.
Damn those Math labs!! They’re everywhere! LOL!
This isn’t funny!
I know right!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh no! Not a math lab! I don’t want any of my family exposed to that nasty algebra or trig. Off with their heads!
I shudder to think what would happen if they were doing … *gasp* … calculus!
Renal calculus can be quite painful…
[not coincidence -- "calculus" = small stone, such as was used in the old days to (aha) calculate]
stop making us smarter!
that is a ather good comment.
That was rather fine comment.
I just want to say that your name makes your comment even funnier.
OMG i better run to the nearest school and tell them shut down their math lab hahaha
are those illegal?! I knew I should’ve called the authorities back in high school with that damn math teacher
I love how everyone informed Sarah of the same thing all at the same time, probably all sure they were the first to post the correction. Haha, still funny. (:
Can anyone confirm what the auto-correct issue was…
Nope.
meth lab
Math labs are pretty horrible too.
Agreed I suck at math
Agreed. I had to teach in one last fall, and it was a pain in the you-know-what!
OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not Math Lab!!
I hate those Math Labs! Glad they busted this one!
This is a typo… not an autocorrect. Unless the news source wrote the entire article on a smartphone.
Who cares? It’s funny.
You know, I was thinking that too, but then, with an online blog-style news feed like that…. who’s to say the journalist in question wasn’t using a tablet? It’s entirely possible it was, infact, autocorrect…
This isn’t an autocorrect – this belongs on Leno’s headlines, not this site.
Pro tip: Don’t ask a question on DYAC or say something that requires a correction. You get about 20 responses if the above offenses are committed.
wow and I thought that meth was more dangerous than mathematics!!!
This doesn’t add up. Math lab? Does that equal a meth lab? Is it a greater threat or a lesser threat? Did the police divide before conquering? Were there multiple reports? Is this just a fraction of the story? What are the odds that this is even funny?
“Just saying”. Kids this is why you don’t do math, it makes you shout out stupid puns. So tell your teachers no and run to the nearest parent or officer.
The pun-ishment for your post is having to read more puns. Can’t figure out what I’m saying? To simply sum it up, puns are funny, but only if you’re smart enough to appreciate them. Otherwise, you’re the product of a poor education system.
hahahahahahahahahaha that was hilarious
The police could not believe their luck, the probability for finding a Meth lab is not great. The law of averages must of been on their side. The reporter has stated there are more variables to this story, apparently there are multiple evidence yet to be discovered. The police have urged the public to work simultaneously to achieve the correct result. This could be good to build a stronger relationship between the police and the public. The correlation for investing on Police drug units and shutting down meth labs are stronger according to reports.
I don’t get it… What am I missing?
I am sure there is an equation to explain the number of response to expect for a particular question. Too bad my math lab got shut down.
When has a newspaper ever used an iPhone to write articles? No autocorrect here, just som bad spell-cheking..
Autocorrect exists on programs like Microsoft Word too, guys. It’s not JUST an iPhone thing.
^This.
Although the stupidest autocorrect in the world is Apple’s property, some others are out there too.
That’s true but Apples autocorrect is the most retarded.
oh dear lord, this is my local news O.O
Mine too!
ANDDD MINE!!! NEPA ALL OVER THE DYAC!
The responses on here were funnier than the autocorrect.
Well, some anyway..
A professor at UML got arrested for making drugs and getting high all the time in Ball Hall.
The math lab WAS a meth lab.
Duuuuuuuude.
I didn’t know math labs were illegal lol…We used to have this thing in college called my math lab , we always used to joke around and call it my meth lab lol
Funny how the brain works, I didn’t catch it at first because I read it as meth not math. Took me a few seconds to see the mistake.
Oh and the best part of this so-called autocorrect? All the comments… Keep ‘em coming people!
“Funny how the brain works, I didn’t catch it at first because I read it as meth not math. Took me a few seconds to see the mistake”
Same.
Worst dyac ever
No! Not a math lab! They’re trying to make numbers bigger than infinity!
That’s why it had to be shut down! That’s dangerous territory right there.
No, they were trying to divide by zero. (Which we all know only Chuck Norris can do!)
I’m pretty sure they meant “Physics”*
BAKLLSSLLSLSLSLSLLLSLSLLSLSLSLLSLSS
balls
“Damn it guys, I thought I told you to stop writing the articles on your phones!”
What is a Meth lab?
It’s a classroom environment where math nerds get together to hone their methematical skills, of course.
Meth is for nerds?
Are polynomials supposed to make you high?
This is just begging for an illustration. Someone draw this please!
Math lab was the first thing i saw.
hey, in here there’s long devision recipies.
I AM LAUGHING THE MOST, BECAUSE THIS IS MY LOCAL NEWS STATION!!!
Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if Big Brother decided to ban math and other skills that promote higher thinking soon. I mean we’ve already got indefinite arbitrary detention, the rest of Orwell’s fantasies are not far off.
It starts off innocent with a little algebra at a party then your friends talk into doing doing nightly integrals and pretty soon your on the street corner selling your body for a few differential equations
^^ only thing on this page that made me chuckle lol thanks!
The class A drugs are equal to the class Bs on the other two sides
illegal math, the root of all evil.
I could see this happening somewhere like Eureka (the fictional one in Oregon, not one of the 14 real ones in the rest of the US).
It ACTUALLY was a math lab, you stupid fucks. The police were surprised because their tip-off was pulling their leg. It was literally a math lab. Not meth. There are no fucking typos or autocorrects here. God damn you people are stupid fucking cunts. ~ Kevin Bacon
I heard they sell good pi
This is just great…now we have underground math students…damn nerds.