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Such a thoughtful mom!
Awww momma cares that he blows his load! HAHAHHA
She just doesn’t want to clean it up afterwards.
OMG LOL!!!!!
Technically…. it’s accurate…LOL
true…
Mom always knows how to make you feel better!
Damn right….my mom always did a great job, still is up in Heaven being my guardian angel….I just felt her kick my ass and tell me to be strong!!!
But heaven is an antiquated social construct created to present us with a motivation to live a good life, because this species is so flawed that a fictitious eternal paradise needed to be created to keep us in line…at least 2000 years ago it did =/.
I’ll pray for you.
Are we really arguing about heaven on a “blow your load” post?
Yes because, as a Christian, I envision that after I die I will go skip around on clouds playing harps and lyres, all while talking about how holy we all are. The mount-Olympus-esque heaven mentality is false, my friend.
Deists = told.
This comment is why I avoid telling people I’m agnostic. I don’t want to be lumped in with pricks like you.
+1
how do u explain demon, ghosts , near death experiences where people have seen heaven and hell and ive seen with my own eyes people healed of cancer someone with a deformed hand be made whole during healing services and countless evps been caught of demonic voices telling there names so if thats not enough evidence for u not to believe in something even if jesus came done showed u his scars and kicked ur ass u still would not believe ur agnostic bc u want to believe its why its called faith duh….
Ugh. Please kill yourself. The less asshole we have in this world, the better.
your an idiot. humans have been doing that for at least 9 thousand years. but who says it ain’t true
And nihilism is a current social construct created to present us with permission to live selfishly, because this species is so flawed that a fictitious eternal nothing is needed to be created to keep us comfortable with our own self destruction…at least 5 billion years ago it did =/
Obviously SALLIEJC’s mom passed away. Have some compassion.
Rob, well said, too bad these morons aren’t as mature as you.
This is awesome. Who knew a joke about jizz could invoke such a reaction. I’m surprised we didn’t get an abortion debate going over the spillage of sperm. LOL
Atheist but not talking about it… I don’t wanna get yelled at… :\
Well, she’s the one who has to wash the damn sheets otherwise.
OH MY GOODNESS, this is the first one in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud uncontrollably.
Agreed
haha!!!
I wonder if she meant nose…. and how the heck would nose get autocorrected to load? the OSE is close on the keyboard to OAD I guess…
You *wonder* if she meant nose?
No, I bet she meant anus. Stupid fucker.
that’s silly. and gross.
Well, that was a rather good comment.
Thank you for the tissue mom!
Jason, it’s your dad. Your mom and I will never forgive you for changing your surname.
Indeed, that was a rather good comment.
ROTFLMAO!!!! I LOVE IT!
I can’t stop laughing at THIS comment!
Can’t stop laughing at THIS comment!
Me either!!!
I wouldn’t go so far as to call shadraen a stupid fucker, because maybe she actually did mean to type load.
LOL Cliff was funnier than the posting
I think you’re confusing autocorrect with a good ol’ fashioned typo
But Mom, where’d you leave the porn?
I’m pretty sure she meant blow his nose. xD
No wai :O
^^^^ Failed lol
Now that’s a classy mom!
If my ma would have done that for me, she wouldn’t have had to clean the sheets as often.
hahah this is a nice one
Shit yeah!
this. is. AWESOME.
i wish the kid’s response was included in the screenshot, though xD
He was busy blowing his load
It was. Stunned silence.
The “love mom” made it even funnier
I thought I had a thoughtful mom
“I literally broke a blanket in half”
“They are cute, but when they reach that age…oh, disgusting! They smell! They’re sticky! They say things that are horrible. And there is semen all over everything, okay? Disgusting!”
I wonder if this is one that should have been on parents shouldn’t text instead of DYAC… Did mom actually mean to say ‘load’?
Oh, most definitely. By no means did she mean to say “nose” only to have it autocorrected to “load.” As everyone knows, masturbation is one of the best ways to fight off illnesses. And most mothers close their masturbation-enabling comments by saying “Love Mom.” That’s a perfectly common occurrence in most families.
. . .I knew it.
Have you read parents shouldn’t text? Some of that stuff is even worse than this!
“Aw mom you shouldn’t have…. no really you shouldn’t have…”
I am pretty sure god doesn’t care about this guy blowing his load. God has bigger loads to worry about, just sayin.